Legend: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it seem.
Twilight: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Hyrule: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Wind: I got distracted about halfway through.
Wild: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Warriors: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year.......is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
Flora: Sorry I'm late.... I was...... doing things.
Wild: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FREAKIN' STAIRS.
Four: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Hyrule, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Wind: Well well well.... if it isn't my old friend, the realization I messed up badly.
Sky: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Sun: Sky and I don't use pet names.
Dusk: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Sun: Honey?
Sky: Yes, dear?
Dusk: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Time: I trust Wild.
Twilight: You think he knows what he's doing?
Time: I wouldn't go that far.
Sky: What time is it?
Wind: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Wind: *plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*
Legend: WHO THE HECK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Wind: it's 2 am
Sky: Okay, truth or dare?
Legend: Truth
Sky: How many hours have you slept this week?
Legend:
Legend:.....dare
Sky: Go to bed
Legend: I don't like this game.
Wind: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho'" pirate?
Tetra: I'm a 'I'm not paying 600 rupees for photoshop' pirate.
Twilight: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my f*cks! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Sky, on his quest: I'm going to defeat you with the power of love!.......And this sword I found.
Legend: I prevented a murder today.
Four: Really? How'd you do that?
Legend: Self control.
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