Part 4

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Wild: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Twilight: Wild, no.
Wind: Mistlefoe.
Twilight: Please stop encouraging him.

Sky: So, what's for dinner?
Hyrule, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

Warriors: Wild was banned from the restaurant, so we had to go out of town to get food.
Wild: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Warriors: Wild, you ate a chair.

Four: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Wind: No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Wild: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died.
Hyrule: Twelve, actually.
Wild: Not the point. Look, they're dead now, and really whose fault is that?
Hyrule: Yours!
Wild: That's right: no one's.

Impa: Well aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Warriors: Well actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Four: More or less, I guess...
Wind: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Wild: I'm new here, but I'm open to the concept.
Sky: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Hyrule: Goodnight moon.
Hyrule: Goodnight tree.
Hyrule: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Legend: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, I bet that'd be a neat noise
Time: I beg to differ
Legend: Then beg

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