'Can I copy the homework?'
Sky: I can help you with it!
Four: Yeah, sure
Wind: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Legend: Lol nope
Wild: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Twilight: *Read 5.55pm*
Store worker: Would a Mr. Link please come to the front desk?
Time, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store worker: *points to Twilight and Wild*
Store worker: I believe they belong to you?
Twilight and Wild: We got lost :(
Time: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
Twilight, addressing the chain: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Four: But- that's just a trash can.
Twilight: It sure is!
Legend: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Sky: Isn't that just killing people?
Legend: Ah, technically.
Four: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Wind: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Wind: *punches wall*
Wind:
Wind: Take me to the hospital.
Four: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you.
Sky: You know those things will kill you, right?
Legend, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Twilight, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Wild: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Hyrule: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Wild: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothes hanger". How about you, Wind?
Wind: Probably "road work ahead".
Time:
Time: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Twilight: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
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