Part 8

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Four: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Wild: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Wild: cuLt leader
Wild: God hates me personally.
Wild: cowBoy hat.
Wild: *sniffles* Trying my best.

Legend: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Legend, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Wild: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Hyrule: Yes?
Wild: We're in too deep.

Wind, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Warriors, entering to room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

Sky: N....No!
Ghirahim: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y...Yes???

Wild, about a fight between Time and Twilight: It scares me how many knives were involved.
Sky: There..... weren't any knives though?
Wild: I know. That's what scares me.

Four: Wind is so...
Legend: Annoying?
Sky: Cute?
Wild: Funny?
Warriors: Weird?
Four: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, i'd tell you!

Warriors: So we're gathered here today for a very special reason and I think you'll all agree with me here.
Warriors: And if you don't well then fuck you.
Warriors: I'm looking at you, Legend, you jealous mop.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 08, 2023 ⏰

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