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Legend meeting Warriors: I believe in hate at first sight.
Legend: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Legend, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
Wild: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Hyrule, explaining why he isn't allowed to cook: I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burned the whole forest down.
*Time holding his baby*
Hyrule: Oh Hylia, I cant believe one of us actually has one of these.
Wind: I know, I still am one of these.
Sky: Why would anyone want to harm Warriors?
Legend: Maybe because they met him?
Four: Something tells me Wind's going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Wind, holding a lit match: Leave me be, Time isn't here to stop me, I'm going feral.
Wild: How do you want your coffee?
Legend: Black, like my soul.
Wild: Legend, your soul is a latte.
Sky: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Wind: Please, just say fuck.
Wild: Hey, Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah?
Wild: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Twilight:
Twilight: What.
Legend: Remain CALM! *slaps Warriors multiple time*
Time: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?
Wind: To relax.
Four: Yesterday, I overheard Hyrule saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Wild replying "Trust me," and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Hyrule: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Wild: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onion!
Hyrule: Wild, those are omelettes.
Wild: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
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