Marvel Women Oneshots

You Won't Like the Movie

Janet is laying on the couch in the living room

She was watching one of her favorite movies Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Scott: "I think I'll make it a decaf today

Julie: "Scott Pilgrim!"

Scott: "What did you do with my sister?"

Stacey: "sorry, I had to go"

Julie: So what can I [Bleep] get you?

Scott: "Is there anywhere you don't work?"

Julie; "they're called jobs. Something a [Bleep] like you wouldn't know anything about"

Remi, Janet's Australian shepherd gets up and runs towards the front door

She hears the front door unlock

Carol: "hey Remi"

She sets her stuff down and pets the dog

Scott: "So I can just get my coffee over here?"

Ramona: "sorry that got a little crazy last night"

Scott: "Yeah, you kind of disappeared"

Ramona: "yeah I do that"

Carol walks over to the couch

Carol: "hey babe"

She kisses Janet's cheek from behind

Janet: "babe, you're back! How was the mission?"

Carol hops over the couch and sits next to her girlfriend

Carol: "long boring, nothing different"

Janet chuckles

Ramona: "I totally understand if you don't want to hang out anymore"

Scot: "no, no, I want to hang. You know the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing"

Carol: "What are you watching?"

Janet: "This movie I really like. It's kind of cringe though"

Ramona: "exes"

Carol: "what's it called?"

Scott: "no biggie"

Janet: "it's called s-"

Janet then realizes something

She reaches for the remote and turns the tv off

Carol: What was that for?"

Janet: "It's really dumb and you won't like it. It's also kind of boring"

Carol: "babe let me see the remote"

Janet shakes her head

Carol: "come on"

Janet: "nope"

Carol wrestles Janet for the remote and turns the tv on

Carol turns her attention to the movie

Janet: "Baby, why don't we run it off and do something else. You don't want to watch this. Trust me"

Carol: "Oh come on, it can't be that bad"

Scott: "I know it's early, but I don't think anything can get in the way of how I...Shit! It's my ex"

A blonde woman walks onto the screen

Janet: "fuck"

she mutters to herself when she sees the blonde on screen

Ramona: "the big one?"

Scott: "mhm... envy"

Carol: "What the hell. Why does she look exactly like me?"

Janet: "you're just seeing stuff baby"

Ramona; "I'm gonna- excuse me"

Envy: "your hair is getting shaggy"

Scott: "yeah"

envy: "So, that's Ramona?"

Scott: "yeah"

Envy: "okay, I'm jealous"

Carol: "don't lie to me, what's going on!"

Janet sighs

Janet: "I guess I need to tell you"

Carol: "tell me what"

Janet: "I'm not from here"

Carol: "what do you mean?"

Janet: "I'm from a different reality, a reality where you don't exist or where Natasha doesn't exist, no one in this world exists"

Carol: "What are you talking about?"

Janet: "I come from a reality where you are nothing but a comic book character. A comic book character who got their own movie. Her name is brie Larson"

Janet gestures to the tv

Janet: "she plays you in a movie"

Carol: "I'm not, I'm not following any of this"

Janet sighs and pulls out her phone

Janet; "my phone is connected to both this reality and the reality I'm originally from"

She plays a video and shows it to carol

Brie: "hi I'm brie Larson and I play Captain Marvel aka Carol Danvers"

Gemma: "Hello I'm Gemma Chan and I play Minn-Erva"

Carol continuous to watch the video

Janet: "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this before...I never thought it would come up... I'm sorry"

Carol hugs Janet and kisses her forehead

Carol: "It's okay, I wish you just told me the truth instead of lying to me"

She kisses Janet again

Carol: "you really screwed up watching that movie"

Janet laughs

Janet: "yeah I did but I can't resist it, it's my favorite movie"

Carol: "why don't we watch it from the beginning, from what I've seen so far, it looks funny"

Janet: "it is a great movie. just a heads up, Steve is in it"

carol: "what?"

Janet: "not actually, just the actor who plays his in my reality"

carol: "Oh, okay"

later

Ramona: "This is actually really good garlic bread"

Scott: "garlic bread is actually my favorite. I could honestly eat it for every meal or just eat it all the time without stopping"

Ramona: "you'd get fat"

Scott: "no, why would I get fat?"

Ramona: "bread makes you fat"

Scott: "Bread makes you fat?!"

Carol and Janet laugh

Carol: "you honestly enjoy this movie?"

Janet; "yes, yes I do"

Carol: "you're weird"

Janet: "well you're dating this weirdo"

They both laugh and they both kiss