random oneshots 2

(httyd)how to p### off hiccup

liz:'snickers as it shows her setting up a camera,she then sits down on a chair'

she had a plan,an evil genius plan,she was a genius after all.

liz: hiccup! i need to ask you something.

hiccup walks in grumbling about demon girls and how there evil.

hiccup: what is it?

liz: look at this comment i found while i was looking at tiktoks.

hiccup: w-well i guess he was a bit of a evil version like me.

liz: ya,but better.

hiccup: what?

liz: viggo was like a much better version then you.

hiccup: e-excuse me?

liz: viggo was the perfect villain,you might be half a perfect hero.

hiccup:'getting angry'

liz: he's smarter and more good looking then you and-ow!

she falls down and holds her no no square.

liz: d-did you just kick me?!

hiccup: you were very annoying and p###ing me off.

liz: dad!

later.

death: and thats why hiccup in the corner with ice packs on his a##.

hiccup:'sniffles'

dagur: im so sorry he kicked liz in that place.

death: liz is still angry.

liz: he owes me candy if he ever wants to be forgiven!

dagur: ill make sure he gets you candy.

liz: good.

dagur: again,im sorry but......why the hell is viggo here?

viggo: i was told to come here.

dagur: ok,but why?

liz: cause he's also beaten hiccup a## before.

dagur: ok-wait he did what?!

liz: ya,like when hiccup was around 18 or 19 years old.

dagur:........your dead viggo!

he runs after viggo,who runs away from the deranged berserker.

death: how do you know that happened?

liz: i look at past memories.

death: i guess that makes sense,i think.

liz:'giggles innocently'

dagur:'chasing viggo with an axe'