random oneshots 2

(creepypasta+total drama island)surprise?

jeff:'in a room,he was watching tv trying to find something good to watch'where is the good stuff?! where are the killer channels?!

duncan:'opens the door'hey jeff,can i ask you a question?

jeff: if it involves you asking me if you can marry liz,its a f###ing no.

duncan: its not about liz.

jeff: ok,then what is it about?

duncan: um,do you know where i can find some diapers?

jeff: you can find them in target,wait why did you ask me?

duncan: you know things,right?

jeff had to admit,duncan was right.

sally had to used diapers since she had nightmares and wet the bed.

duncan: thanks jeff,by the way go to channel 119.

jeff:'goes to channel 119'

he looks at the horror movie playing.

then,he realized something.

why the hell did duncan ask him where to buy diapers?

leon was a year old now,and was starting to wear pull-ups.

and besides,liz did all the shopping since she raised leom for weeks.

later.

liz: jeff,i have something to tell you.

jeff: what do you need to tell me sis? im all ears.

liz: well,your going to have another nephew or niece.

jeff:.......what?

liz: im pregnant again!

later,it shows duncan holding an ice pack to his eye.

duncan: your brother is insane.

liz: he's my brother what do you expect?

duncan:......your a smart a## arent you?

liz: yup,but you love me.

duncan:'kisses her cheek'i sure do.