The ninja way of Luz the Which

4 magic is hard

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Luz felt the light of sun on her face which was the worlds way of saying "wake the fuck up stupid" but she didn't want to face the possibility that yesterday was all a dream. Lucky the world soon showed her it was all real by having her face kicked by a small creature. She opened her eyes and saw Queen laying on her chest. She would of been mad but it was too adorable and it proved yesterday was real. She carefully got up so I didn't wake up Queen but she tried to fight me leaving before fell back asleep.

I made my way down stears to figure out what to do first. In the end my stomach decided for me, I headed for the kitchen opening cabinets and drawers looking for what ever I can seek my teeth into. Nothing really grabbed my attention until I got to the the fridge, it was filled with all kinds of weird food but nothing caught my eye. "Apple's blood" it read on the bottle but I don't know why but I really wanted to drink it. without thinking I drank. (Oh My God) "This stuff is good like really good." I say to myself as I grab what looks like a drumstick and close the frige. "That my apple's blood!" I jolt in shocked as I turn to see Eda standing by the door way. "You know kids shouldn't drink this earlierr in the morning" "Wait this booze ?!" I say still drinking. "If you're so shocked then stop drinking it plus people don't drink pure apple blood unless their looking to get stone cold drank." She tells me. But it tastes so good that I can't help but take another sip. Eda just sigh and walks away "don't say I didn't warn you". "Ok what ever you s..." before I could finish my vision get blurry and I fall to ground blacking out.

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"WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!!!"

*SPLASH*

"What the hell !?" I say getting splashed with cold water scaring me. I look around to see I'm outside I can't even see the house then turn forward to see Eda standing in front of me with a bucket. "You!!" I say pissed that she did this so I rush in try to tackle her but she sees me coming and just moves out of the way and trips me and puts the bucket on my head as I fall down face first ...well bucket first.

"Uuuuugh my head is killing me" my brain felt like mash. "It's called a hangover kid it's what happens when you drink to much." "I know what a hangover is I had booze before." "Oh ok I guess you don't need my magic potions." "Magic what ?!" "Oh yeah these babies can get rid of any illness including hangover." "Okay give me one." "Not so fast. First say your sorry for drinking my apple's blood." "Nah it was the best thing I ever drunk and I've had worse than a hangover. I have no regrets." I say trying to lift myself up while the bucket still on my head. "Okay I can respect someone who has no regrets." She says siting on my back make me fall to ground again. "Hey Luz have you ever heard of drums"

Before I could respond Eda starts banging on the bucket like a drum solo which made my hangover a thousand times worse. "Ok ok I'm sorry just stop before I get brain damage." "Now was that so hard." She says remove the bucket from my head and pulling me up. "Here kid drink this" she throws the potion at me and in an instant I feel better. "Man this stuff really works." "Of course they work their made by yours truely." She says praising herself.

"Ok kid now that your silver we can start with your first magic lesson." She explains. "Alright but I got questions. Where are we and how did I get here." I ask her. "We are still in the forest it's just has more room to work with here. And the second question is easy I dragged you her. Your pretty light for your size."

"Okay I'm gone take that as a compliment. but where do we start with this lessons." I ask. "Well normally we start with beginner spells but since your human I'm going to start by teaching you what magic is then you can tell me about what ever you got and we'll work from there." "Ok seems like a good place to start" I respond.