Worst Parent Ever

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by InsecureAngle

by InsecureAngle

I'd probably be one of those mums who:

★Let's them skip school just because they don't want to go
★Give them the wifi password whenever their mum/dad says their grounded
★Let them watch stuff that isn't for kids

I mean, me vs normal parents:

NP: *yells at them for beating someone up*
Me: *gives them ice cream sundae and pats their head*
NP: *expects them to do homework by themselves*
Me: *gives them answers*
NP: *tells them to switch off phone/tablet and go to sleep*
Me: *gives them earphones and says not to tell mum/dad*
NP: *limits amount of sugar*
Me: *gives them so much sugar that they vomit rainbows*
NP: *cries when child elopes to Vegas*
Me: Bye! Give me a call when you get there!

So yeah, I'd be a really bad parent.