Welcome To My Little Slice of Hell

Tea

My sister was looking at me weirdly because all I wanted for tea was a banana and a tomato.

Truth is, I wanted shepherd's pie.

But

We

Have

No

Goddamn

Cheese.

I refuse to eat shepherd's pie without cheese.

Want to feel like a hero?

1. Name a playlist Titanic
2. When it says "Titanic is syncing" press cancel.
3. Feel like a hero. Let others bask in your glory.

Yours sincerely,

I honestly have no idea what I'm doing.