>>{gay jokes-6}<<

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After school, Espresso went to the police, he wanted to help them with telling what hapoend before

"Excuse me" he looked at a tall police cookie "oh, yes?"-"I uh- know what happend 2 hours before that cookie died" the police looked at Espresso "thats good to hear! Tell us everything you know!"

After Espresso explained everything, the police started laughing "you are telling me, that the cookie probably fell down or someone killed her, thats ridiculous, we don't need your help, it was probably just suicide, goodbye coffee mage"

After that, the police drove away. Espresso was so mad >they didn't believe me?!<

He ran in the library, sat down in the 'fantasy place' and started crying >of course! We are all in a book and it'll end with a bad-  or happy ending!<

Espresso hit his head on the bookshelf and a book fell on his head "ouw.." he looked at the cover "the yandere and the little girl... another fantasy story"

He turned the book to the other side and looked at the backside "Lucy had a crush on the beautiful girl named Sophie, she was the most popular girl and she had much fan-boys, Lucy didn't like that at all... thats why she started killing them. Sophie found out of the dead bodies and tried to find out who the killer was..."

Espresso had an Idea >yea of course! I can try to find out alone who pushed down the girl!< he put back the book and ran to his locker, he took out his pencil, paper and his library-ID to borrow books.

After he got some important books and also gave some back, he ran to the roof and looked for the place, where the girl could fall down

Espresso heared a voice"What are you doing?" It was a familiar voice, when he turned around he saw Madeleine "greetings Madeleine cookie, I'm trying to find out who killed the girl"

Madeleine winced "o-oh- alright g-good luck- I uh- have to learn now hehe-" after that he ran away "oh... makes sense the light studends are writing a classtest in a week" Espresso said to himself

An half hour later, Espresso wrote many important things down, he also wrote down who could've killed the girl

"What if it was Madeleine... hmm..." Espresso also wrote Madeleine down, just to make sure he wouldn't miss anything

"I feel bad for adding him on the list... but I don't have any other choice-" Espresso looked at the list "But how the fuck are there 27 cookies on my list-?!"

Espresso put his list in his bag and went to Madeleine "hello Madeleine" he said

Madeleine looked at Espresso, smiled and said: "hello dear friend, can we go after school to your house and learn?"

Espresso smiled and said: "sure, why not?"

Madeleine hugged him, because he was very happy, after a second, he let go and went a step away "I- I'm sorry- that was kinda gay haha"

Espresso looked at the ground to hide his face "y-yeah- I-it was kinda g-gay-" he looked back up to Madeleine. He started laughing "why are you so damn red?!"-"IDK- MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HUGGED ME YOU GAY SOMETHING-"

both of them started laughing "there is someone who 'unstraighted' me" Madeleine stopped laughing after saying that and looked at Espresso

"Oh my- I guess someone nearly 'gayed' you but you fighted and now you got 'panned' " Espresso couldn't stop laughing, Madeleine turned red, started laughing again and tried to hide his face with his hands

"Stop! Haha!"-"nah, if I hit you with a pan, you get 'panned' "

After some minutes, they got themself back to be serious

"So uh- can we go to your house now? Because the science teacher is still sick-" (o7 he still has ligma...)

Espresso smiled and said: "why don't we go to your house?" Madeleine Madeleine winced "n-no bad Idea-" he started laughing very nervously "I have uh- very much photos in my room of someone-"

Espresso looked at Madeleine "ouh, thats fine, but can we go next time to your house?"-"yeah yeah sure" both of them started laughing and went to Espressos house

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YEE GUYS IN GERMANY-BERLIN WE HAVE HOLIDAYS- this means I have enough time to write some chapters ^^

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