Dark bois chat

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Phantom: uuuuuuuuuuu I'm so tired but I can't sleeeeeppppp

Anti: Ha imagine it being night right now. Couldn't be me here in the UK

Blank: Why can't you sleep?

Phantom: Eh Jackie decided to visit

Anti: The urge to just leave this chat again

Phantom: What no we were trying to watch the whole season of Good Omens but Jackie then had to leave and now it's way too silent

Anti: oh okay guess I won't leave

Dark: Doesn't Jackie also live in the UK?

Anti: Ya but he has super speed thing that Seán gave him while creating him and that's about as fast as our teleporting

Blank: Series suggestion: Carnival Row

Mare: Good Omens is such a good show

Mare: Mad and I finished it a week or two ago

Mare: Try watching American Gods

Anti: Sounds cringe

Anti: So anti-UK ish

Dark: You know this whole group chat has Americans in it beside you, right?

Anti: But three out of five are half Korean so that makes it less American

Blank: I feel criticised

Mad: Don't worry about that so do I

Anti: Sux 2 b u ig

Dark: What way of texting is that??

Anti: A way

Phantom: Reply to Mare: "Mad and I fini......"
Haha Mare and Mad sitting in a tree

Phantom:  K I S S I N G

Anti: F U C K I N G

Dark: Anti I swear to fucking God

Phantom: Haha nice

Anti: Thank you thank you

Anti: Don't you mean "I swear to fucking Satan"?

Dark: I actually will come over to yours

Mad: Phantom stfu

Mare: Didn't you already somewhere last week Dark?

Anti: Nah that was a not so threatening threat

Dark: This one will actually be threatening

Anti: Hmmmmmm please

Dark: What the Hell is wrong with you?

Anti: Well Satan because God is dead has given everyone their flaws and so I have mine but I'm not as ashamed of mine as much as others

Phantom: That could be turned into such good poetry

Mare: That'd be the first poetry I'd actually be willing to read

Mare: Satanic poetry. That's why I'd stay alive

Phantom: Ayyyyeeeeeee

Mare: Aaaaayyyyeeeeeeeee

Mad: I don't know if I have to be concerned or not

Mare: No you don't have to be don't worry

Mad: You're the only person I'd ever really worry over though

Mare: Awwww that's so sweet <333

Mare: But I know you also worry about Mat Ollie and Steph

Mad: Fair

Mad: :) <3

Mare: I fucking can't x3 <33

Anti: What in the fuckery is THAT way of texting

Blank: Not gonna lie I'm just kind of waiting for the moment for Dark to actually just drop kick the living Hell out of Anti

Phantom: Dayum Blank you grew an attitude

Phantom: I like it

Blank: Aren't you already in a relationship?

Phantom: Doesn't mean I can't like it

Phantom: Platonically

Anti: AOVNQPVKQPVALVN SOMEONE HELP DARK IS ACTUALLY HERE I CAN HEAR HIM TALKING WITH MARVIN DOWNSTAIRS HELP

Mare: Sorry not sorry but you're on your own

Phantom: yup

Mare: ayyy

Phantom: ayyeeeee

Anti: I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIEEEWW

Blank: Theeerreeee heeeee goooeeessss