TW(?): Homophobic and slightly misogynistic comments
Unless specified, assume that they all deal with the same Karen (and her nice son).
Gerard
Gerard: *shopping in the women's section of a store, buying a feather boa*
Karen: *walks by with her nine-year-old son* *sees Gerard* Excuse me, miss, but... why are you wearing jeans? Women should wear skirts!
Gerard: Uhh... ma'am, I'm male?
Karen: What?! Why are you in the women's section, then?!
Gerard: Because I wanted a feather boa...?
Karen: Men don't wear feather boas! You must be one of those GAYS!
Gerard: Well... I... *he pauses to consider his interests* I don't exactly like men, but I have kissed them before... great. *grins in embarrassment* Now I'm confused.
Karen: UGH! You are so gross!
Gerard: *frowns* Miss, you aren't setting a good influence for you son, there.
Karen: YOU aren't setting a good influence!
Gerard: *sigh* If you don't like what I'm doing, you can just walk away.
Karen: I have a right to be here!
Gerard: As do I. I can shop in whatever section I want.
Karen: UGH! I'm getting the manager!
Gerard: Go ahead. I'm not doing anything wrong.
*Karen goes to get the manager. A few minutes later, she returns with him.*
Manager: What is the problem, Miss?
Karen: I told you, this man is buying a feather boa!
Manager: And?
Karen: This is the women's section! He shouldn't be here!
Manager: Ma'am, he has a right to shop here. Besides, you're being subtly homophobic by suggesting that men can't crossdress. Seeing as that is one of our rules -- "No Discrimination" -- I'm going to have to ask you to leave if you won't leave him alone.
Karen: Fine! I'm going to give you a negative review!
Manager: Go ahead. It won't make a difference -- many people love our store.
Karen: C'mon, Zachary. *drags her son away*
Gerard: *picks out a red feather boa* Ah, perfect! Red like my hair. *tries it on*
Manager: I'm sorry about that, sir. Would you like a discount? By the way, nice hair.
Gerard: Oh, uh, sure! Thank you, for both the discount and the compliment.
Manager: You're welcome!
Mikey (plus Patrick and Pete)
Mikey: Thanks for taking me out to dinner, Pete. You really didn't have to.
Patrick: Agreed.
Pete: No, I insist! My treat. Just like old times...
Mikey: Haha, yeah. This is familiar.
Patrick: Great, I forgot that you two used to date. Am I... ruining something?
Pete: Of course not, 'Trick! You're making it even better, in fact.
Patrick: *smiles* Thanks, Pete- OH NO YOU DON'T!
Pete: *laughs*
Mikey: More like NO thanks, Pete.
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The Emo Trinity/Quartet Book 2
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