𝑴𝒓. 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒓𝒔. 𝑹𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔

~9~

!!!Curse words warning!!!

"Oh look, more desert," Thor said (undercover as Benjamin Danz) as he looks at the window view.

"It's really hot in here, move a little," Thor said, the soldiers groaned and ignored him.

Meanwhile...

Natasha is using high-tech binoculars, she then looks at the time and sighed. She then went into her hideout or something. She puts down the binoculars and puts on glasses. She then sets a timer, she took a gum, and then starts chewing it.

She then sat there, "Are we green?" Maria asked through the coms.

"The perimeter is armed, we're up and running," Natasha said as she chews her bubble gum.

The sensor and the bombs are ready, Natasha just sits there, watching. She then took a sip of her water, "Pepper, I thought you said that this spot will be comfortable," Natasha said as she turn on the fan.

"Yeah, is it not comfortable?" Pepper asked through the coms.

"Hell yeah, it's not, it's hot, there's not enough water, there's no great fan, my skin is burning like hell," Natasha said complaining.

"oh, sorry, Carol said it was comfortable," Pepper said glaring at Carol.

"It was!" Carol said trying to not laugh.

"Shut up," Natasha said as she tries to find a much more comfortable place to sit.

Natasha then looks at her watch again, "Get ready, ladies, it's about damn time," she said.

*

"Red team, red team, this Broadway Joe, half-time is approaching," a man said.

"Copy that," another man said.

Everything is ready, Natasha is just sitting there, calm, "So, how are you and Steve, Nat?" Pepper asked.

"Oh, well, we're fine, great," Natasha answered smiling as she thinks about Steve.

Meanwhile...

Steve is driving an old pick-up truck, he's now driving to his arranged location.

Natasha notices the pick-up truck that is driving right past her hideout, she quickly grabs her binoculars, "Oh come on," She said.

"Why? What's happening?" Wanda asked through the

"Someone's coming," she answered as she looks through her binoculars again.

She looks at her target's car and then back to the other car that she saw.

"Are you guys getting this?" Natasha asked.

"Affirmative, do you think that it's a threat?" Maria asked her.

Steve then starts driving towards their target, he then does not know that he triggered the bomb because he accidentally pushed it over with his car.

"Shit, the countdown's initiated, the convoy is not in the zone yet," Carol said through the field.

"There's an idiot in the field, he'll blow up everything," Natasha said standing up and going over to the wires.

Steve then stopped the car, he took off his helmet and then look at his target, then he looked at his watch, "Hmm, not bad," he said getting out of his car.

She then took off some of the wires causing the countdown to stop.

Steve then stretched out and dance a little, "Damn, we're good," he said to himself.

"Okay, Mr. Idiot," Natasha said getting annoyed, she then took her binoculars and looks through them again.

She then saw the man turn around, facing a cactus then peeing on it.

"You gotta be kidding, gross," She said, grossed out as she looks away.

"What happened?" Wanda asked.

"You don't want to know," Natasha said.

Natasha then looks through her binoculars again, looking at her target.

Steve grabbed his big rocket launcher, Natasha then looks back at the man.

"What is he holding?" Natasha asked.

"He picked up a weapon," Maria said.

"Shit, not a civilian," Natasha said.

Natasha grabbed her sniper, she then looks through the scope and shot the man, "Die, asshole," she said.

Steve then fell to the ground, he groaned.

The target's cars then passed by the sensors.

"The countdown is initiated," Carol said.

Steve stood up, he then took a peek, he then saw a hideout, "damn it," he whispered. He took off his glasses and his hat, he then grabbed his rocket launcher and aimed it at the hideout.

Natasha saw him, she gasped and grabbed everything important and ran out of her hideout.

Steve then took his shot, "You should so not be allowed to buy these things," he said as he looks back to his setups.

"Fuck," Natasha said as she groaned.

The bomb then went off, steve took cover.

"ABORT! ABORT!" the soldiers said.

the cars and the heli stopped, "What the hell?" Thor said.

Steve then laid down there, he immediately looks at his target, he saw the cars driving away. He sat up and took the bullet out of his armored vest. He looks at the bullet, examining it.

Natasha then gets on her motorcycle, driving away. Steve watches her drive away, he then examines and looks around.

"SHIT!" he shouted as he kicks things around.