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BRYAN'S DREAM:
BRYAN: Here comes the broccoli
Bryan waving a spoonful of broccoli around
Ned sitting in a highchair
NED: No!
NED: Yuck!
BRYAN: Oh come on
BRYAN: It's good
Bryan eats the broccoli
BRYAN: Wait
BRYAN: This isn't broccoli
BRYAN: Is this...
Bryan spits it out
BRYAN: How did a lipstick get in here?
BRYAN: Anyways
BRYAN: Eat the lettuce
NED: No!
BRYAN: Please
NED: No!
Ned shakes his head
BRYAN: Fine
BRYAN: I'll eat it then
Bryan eats the lettuce
Bryan spits it out
BRYAN: A brush?
Bryan eats the beans
Bryan spits it out
BRYAN: Eyeliner?
BRYAN: What's all this makeup doing here in the food?
Gavin comes downstairs
GAVIN: What's going on?
BRYAN: There's makeup in the-
Bryan stares at Gavin in shock
GAVIN: What?
BRYAN: Why are you wearing a face full of makeup???
GAVIN: It's the new fashion trend
BRYAN: And were you the one who put makeup in the food as well??
GAVIN: Yes
BRYAN: Why??
GAVIN: I told you
GAVIN: It's the new trend
Bryan picks up the lipstick
GAVIN: Here, let me help you with that
IN PERSON:
Bryan opens his eyes
GAVIN: Dude, are you ok?
BRYAN: Huh?
BRYAN: What?
NED: You've been sleeping the whole day
GAVIN: Yeah, we thought you were dead
BRYAN: No, I just had a weird dream
Bryan gets up and goes to the bathroom
GAVIN: Really?
GAVIN: Tell us about it
Bryan goes to the sink
BRYAN: Well basically
Bryan looks in the mirror and has makeup all over his face
BRYAN: Ned was in a-
Ned and Gavin runs out the front door
Bryan screams
YOU ARE READING
NBG
RandomNed: Umm what do I write here? Gavin: I don't know... you're the smart one Bryan: Yeah, you should know Ned: Shush, Bryan
