NEEDS, camilo madrigal.

034.

EVEN MORE INCORRECT QUOTES

once again blessing you all with my terrible humor

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carlos: camilo you gotta stop with this jaywalking

camilo: miss me with that gay shit

carlos: WHAT GAY SHIT THE LAW???

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y/n: mariano always gives dolores flowers, it'd be nice if you did the same

camilo: alright

camilo gives dolores flowers

dolores: thank you but why?

camilo: i'm just as confused as you are

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carlos, staring at y/n while they're not looking: you look so lovely

y/n: what?

carlos: i-i- I SAID YOU LOOK UGLY

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y/n, on them and camilo's anniversary: happy 10 years babe!

camilo:

camilo: ...i'm 25?

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pepa: i'm so sensitive i wanna cry

abuela: you'll be okay dramatic bitch

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camilo: yoo whats up i haven't seen you since college!

carlos: camilo, we're in high school.

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pepa: where's camilo?

dolores: he's probably upstairs combing his hair so he can be the pReTtIest gIrL aT thE pArTy

camilo: combing his curls IM GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY

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camilo: yo y'all actually still believe in gravity? starts walking on a wall without falling just walk on a wall man its easy-

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felix to camilo: get a girlfriend camilo

pepa: or a boyfriend he's bi

felix: damn son you get no bitches fr

pepa: that's what im saying like-

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pepa: i've sat here and posed for like 10 minutes lemme see the product

antonio: shows her his drawing

pepa: oh- is that me?

antonio: almost starts crying

pepa: no, no it's nice.. it's so nice.. i've never looked better

camilo & felix: dying laughing in the background

pepa, lowkey dying inside: ooh where were you when it was time for senior photos??

antonio: why was camilo and papa laughing

pepa: camilo and papa don't know what they're doing! glaring at them that's how you say 'that's a good drawing' in french!

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y/n: can you not camilo this into a worse situation?
camilo: ...did you just use me as a verb?

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cop: you're under arrest for having 3 people on 1 motorcycle
carlos: shit :/
mirabel: wait, three?
cop: yes?
y/n: OH MY GOD CAMILO FELL OFF

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camilo: toothpaste is actually just bone soap
y/n: every time you speak i age 50 years

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y/n: compliment me
camilo: you have the most stunning smile
y/n: aww :)

y/n: compliment me
carlos: you have eyes
y/n: ...nice

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carlos: ur so annoying
y/n: ?? then let go of my hand
carlos: no wtf

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isabela: i would walk through fire for y/n
isabela: well not fire because it's dangerous but a humid room
isabela: but not too humid because my hair-

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y/n: what kind of tea is this??
camilo: i boiled gatorade

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mirabel: HELP I TOLD Y/N I WOULD COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK
camilo, pouring milk into a cereal bag: and you thought i'd help?

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y/n: why are you smiling?
isabela: what, i can't be happy?
mirabel: camilo tripped and fell in casita

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camilo, unbuttoning shirt: gee, it sure is hot in here
y/n: i know but why are you taking off my shirt?

A/N
currently working on another camilo fanfic (yes with longer chapters) very excited for this one :D