Things I can hear Washington say

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"What in the star spangled f*ck-"

"...Well spangle my stars."

Washington: Why do you want me to say this?

Funtime: Do ittt

"...Steve Rogers who?"

Funtime: Yes.

"None of those dumb kids got hurt yet!" -Rando

"Dumb kids..? WAIT THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS-"

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