LONG ASS NAME CREW CHECK-

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-Lafayette, Mania, and King appear-

Lafayette: Why are we here? 

Mania: Because we have long ass names and we have to see who has the longest name.

Lafayette: Surely it is me!

Mania: We have to go by alphabetical order, so King, you first.

King: Kingston George William Fredrick Tribus.

Mania: -sarcastic clap- Nice nice, 5 words. Marquis?

Lafayette: Marie-Joseph (1? It's hyphenated so 1) Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de Lafayette.

King: Damn, twelve?

Lafayette: Your turn, la seour (little sister)

Mania: Lookamania Albatrossia Elizana Koroviananya Komomovanyabami Funtime. 

King/Lafayette: DAMN-

Lafayette: Fuck words count the damn letters.

King: Erm..-soft counting- 35..

Lafayette: I think 69? (hAH-)

Mania: HAH- I GOT YOU BY ONE LETTER MAR-

Lafayette: DAMMIT! -hands her 30 dollars-

Mania: I WIN~!!!! XwÓ

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