Mania: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Aaron: What if it bites me and it dies!?
John: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Aaron, learn to listen.
Alex: What if it bites itself and I die?
Lafayette: That's voodoo.
Hercules: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Aaron: That's correlation, not causation.
Alex: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Lafayette: That's kinky.
Mania: Oh my God.
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*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Greene: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Martha: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
George: if you want information it is
King: why would you STAB a person when you can have T O A S T
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King: You saved me! Why?
George: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.
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George: All of your existences are confusing.
Laf/Mania/Alex: How so?
George: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Richie: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Richie: I will not yield.
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Featuring YeetusMcBleetus, 1-800-PEGGY, john_lennon66, and me
(Disclaimer I would not actually do this and neither would the people mentioned)
Fishi: 615 followers and none of them hate me. What's a bitch gotta do to get some hate around here
-later-
Fishi: I don't stir Mac and cheese, I make the sauce on the side and dip the noodles.
Ace: I'M SORRY BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Fishi: One at a time like chips.
Aaron: You are not valid for this.
Ash: Go and fuck off with your Mac n cheese fucking chips you absolute corny ass hoe.
Pol (John Lennon): -malfunctioned- W-What the fuck.
Thomas: I'm not a coward so I won't go on Fishi but I hate you with every bone in my body. You can't do that. Mac and cheese is tasty and good and you can't ruin it. You should hope I never find you because I'd you do I will make some fucking delicious Mac and cheese and force you to eat it the right way. Fucking one at a time like chips?? Really?? I have never hated a person more than I despise you right now. I hope all your cheese is moldy and 2 weeks expired for the rest of your life.
George: Fishi. I hope you're fucking joking.
Alex: WHAT.
Lafayette, glitching the fuck out: I don;t fusjcking believe you about the Mac and chhe;ese thing fuicking prove iT
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Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)
