Estella, now 16: Dad what's Romanian for piss?
King, hesitating: ....pipi.
Rowan/Orion: -ugly laughter-
George: ...Princey I mean this with all the love in my heart as a husband. What the fuck.
King: I'M NOT KIDDING -sobs violently-
George: -dying inside-
Rowan: Being mixed is fun.
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Fun facts
King's mother is Romanian, his father is British. That bitch hates crumpets.
Estella barely knows anything in Romanian yet fluent in Spanish, and Russian bc of Mania.
Orion is the opposite.
Rowan is the true trilingual of the house hold.
Estella had a quince and had two Romanian birthdays (her day of birth and the name saint name she had, which funny enough was exactly... eleven days ago...)
Rowan is 7 but had all the above (saint name birthday: April 15, however her name is derived from Rowana, so.)
Orion is 13 but had Romanian birthdays (saint name b-day: January 18th.)
Martha is the fucking cool aunt and gives them at least over $45 dollars IN FUCKING CASH on each of their birthdays (she's a nurse and a fucking cabaret singer, boss bitch makes CASH.)
Let me know if y'all want more new gen character info
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Fishi's Big Book O Bullshit!
Fanfiction(Cover art not mine) OH CRACK MEMES, HEAD CANONS, AND CRACK DOODLES GALORE. OH WHAT DOES MS. FISHI HAVE IN STORE??? NOT COMPELTED (I did not mean for that to rhyme but it was AWESOME)
