Local Assistant Season 2!

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The group chat

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azuha: aye bro who ate my last night fish?

Signora: idk but I hate fish man. They stink.

Kokomi: girlie shut your dumbass up.

Childe: hey that was my line!

Scaramouche: yall are real dry Istg-

Beidou: HAVE YALL SEEN HOW FINEEE NINGGUANG IS?!

Diluc: bish wtf-

Keqing: ningguang kinda..

Lumine: keqing being a simp rn..

Ganyu: but she is a beautiful woman

Xiao: who ate your fish Kazuha?

Kazuha: idkkkk😭

Ayato: mfing cat-

Kazuha: shut up hydro dude

Xingqiu: what did I do?!?

Keqing: mf leave the chat-

Xingqiu: f yall, rude as hell..

Xingqiu left the chat

Ganyu: we should have let him stay, kazuha is the one to blame

Kazuha: cocogoat girl Shut up

Keqing: mf dont talk to my queen like that before I blow your ass

Childe: DAMNNN

Diluc: what did she sayyy?

Beidou: naww jit crazy!

Ayato: damn keqing ain't playing no more

Lumine: keqing?! Do you know what it means to blow someones ass??!

Signora: when the qixing gone mad:

Childe: ayo Kazuha, you still here?

Scaramouche: naw man he in my room crying in a corner brb yall-

Scaramouche left the chat

Kokomi: Poor Kazuha I swear, ganyu you better be thankful for having such a overprotective friend..

Keqing: kokofish I dont give a damn on what you said rn

Kokomi: SIS I WASNT TALKING TO U WTF-

Chongyun: ay guys what happened?

Aether: chongyun be careful, keqing blows peoples asses-

Chongyun: boi wtf-

Chongyun: keqing you good?

Beidou: naw man, dont mess with the kiking