■04 - Elegant Like Elena■

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Saturday ~ 7:32 pm

Dilemman:

So, I was passing by your bookstore today…

starry.eyed.hope:

No way! You're lying!

Dilemman:

Lol, maybe *smirks*

starry.eyed.hope:

Gosh, you're such a Gaston!

Dilemman:

Okay, not with the Gaston shit again, please. That guy is infuriatingly annoying

starry.eyed.hope:

And you're not? Lmao.

Dilemman:

-_-

starry.eyed.hope:

Oh, my God, Elena is enjoying this so much! Your expression is everything and we can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

Dilemman:

Wait, Elena who? Your sister? Best friend?

starry.eyed.hope:

None of them.

Dilemman:

Oh

Then who's she?

Also, stop laughing at this poor, innocent guy

starry.eyed.hope:

Elena is a he.

And that's my turtle's name.

Dilemman:

You named your turtle "Elena"????????

No, lemme phrase that again

You named your "male" turtle "Elena"?????

And how does a turtle know how to read and laugh????

Are you into witchcraft or something??????

starry.eyed.hope:

Okay, shut up, I am not into witchcraft, duh.

And so what? I didn't know its gender and named it Elena. Later, I didn't have the heart to change his name because come on, he's elegant like Elena! You get it?

Hahahahahahahaha!!

He can't read, I made him laugh hehehe.

Dilemman:

Wow

Just… wow

How can you make a turtle laugh again?

starry.eyed.hope:

That's a whole ass course! If you wanna learn turtlery and become a professional turtle then I charge fees!

Dilemman:

Now I can't stop laughing!

Hahahaha!

starry.eyed.hope:

*Laughing sarcastically* ha-ha.

Anywho, were you really passing by my bookstore?

Dilemman:

You really are a Curious Collins, aren't you?

starry.eyed.hope:

No.

I am just…

Dilemman:

Curious? ;)

starry.eyed.hope:

Nope, not curious.

I am just asking, sheesh.

Dilemman:

Of course, you were hehe! But like I said, "maybe"

starry.eyed.hope:

And then you say Gaston is "infuriatingly annoying".

Dilemman:

Please, don't even compare

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