■50. Gastonish Cockroachum■

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Sunday ~ 4:12 pm

starry.eyed.hope:

Now, I think I might be wrong but I think I know what your username means.

Dilemman:

Well, I mean it was there all along so…

starry.eyed.hope:

It was -_- but I didn't know you were a Dyla-um-un?

Dilemman:

LMAO, geez!!

starry.eyed.hope:

Okay, so you took dilemma as your go-to word because one, you must always be in a dilemma and two, it does sound like your name so you completed it with an 'N' in the end. Am I right or am I right?

Dilemman:

I believe anyone could have guessed it after knowing my name

starry.eyed.hope:

You're just mad that you're not as mysterious as you make yourself out to be.

Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! *smirks like a witch on a broom*

Dilemman:

*GASP*! How'd you figure that out????? I feel so naked for my fears have been showing themselves!

starry.eyed.hope:

Ohmigosh. I can't with you-

Dilemman:

I am honored, Milady ;)

Oop- sorry, I meant… my baby

starry.eyed.hope:

If you call me baby, then imma call you a cockroach!

Dilemman:

No but what's the matter with baby?????

And why a cockroach???? I mean, baby is 1000 times better than being called a cockroach uhuhuhuhuhuhu

starry.eyed.hope:

Because baby is too mainstream.

Be creative, Gastonish Cockroachum.

Dilemman:

Fine!

If that's what you want, then imma be creative. I'll start calling you Lizard from now onwards *smirks like a handsome hunk*

What do you say about that… milizardy?

Is that creative enough for you?

starry.eyed.hope:

You did not just call me that!

I thought you were gonna fight for me! For that baby word.

Dilemman:

I could've if this wasn't too much fun… my lizarday ;)




3 updates in a day?????? I think 2023 is already making me a consistent person lmmaaaaoooo!! This book is almost coming to an end so... take it while it lasts mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

All right, I'll leave, byeeeeeeee 😂💜

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