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Fore (fôr) interjection. Used by a golfer to warn those ahead that a ball is headed in their direction.
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You: Tom?
Tom: Kitchen!
Harry: Ffs you're in the same house
Tom: Wait why you texting me in the group chat?
You: I know, but I had a question
Tom: What?
Tuwaine: replying to Tom: Why do you spell out gc?
You: OK here goes:
Tom: fu
You: When golfers tell jokes about golf, are they just meta-fores?
Harry: replying to Tuwaine: He needs to practice typing
Tom: ?
You: ⛳️!
Tom: Fuck off bro
Harry: replying to you: lol
Harrison: replying to you: Meta-fores 😂
Tuwaine: replying to Tom: Wish you could see the look on his face y/n 😂😂
You: replying to Tom: C'monnnnn it's a funny joke
Tom: I don't get it
You: replying to Tuwaine: Snap a pic for me Big T
Tom: What's a meta for
You: replying to you: Haha that rhymes!
Tom: Y/n
You: Tom
Tom: Tuwaine do not take that pic!
You: It's a metaphor for golfers :D!
Tom: And?
You: Fore!
Harry: Seriously bro 😂
You: Like in golf??
Harrison: replying to you: He's rolling his eyes y/n
Tuwaine: replying to Tom: Too late
Tuwaine: Looks cute tho bae 😘😘
You: C'mon Tom do I need to spell it out for you
You: F
Harrison: He's clueless 😂
You: O
You: R
Tom: Shut up Harry
You: E
Tuwaine: replying to you: Sending it rn love
You: Oi!
Harry: replying to Tom: Not you too bro
You: replying to Tom: Only I call him that
Harrison: replying to Tom: Only y/n can call me that
You: replying to Tuwaine: 😍
Harrison: replying to you: Eeeyyy
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