!!CURSE WARNING!!
Scaramouche: What are you 5?!
Y/n: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you-
Scaramouche:
Y/n:
Y/n: I'm sorry please don't kill me-
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Y/n: Go big or go home!
Scaramouche: I am begging you, Y/n. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once GO HOME.
Y/n: I'm going big!
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Y/n: *sigh* No one loves me :'(
Scaramouche: You sure?
Y/n: Yeah...
Scaramouche aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
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Signora teaching Scaramouche how to drive: Okay, Your driving and Y/n and Childe walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Scaramouche: Oh DEFINETLY Childe, I could never hurt Y/n.
Signora massaging her temples: The brakes...YOU HIT THE FUCKING BRAKES-
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Y/n: Hello, Nice to meet you. This is my ex-boyfriend, Scaramouche :)
Scaramouche: You've got to stop introducing me like that -_-
Scaramouche: I'm her/his husband.
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Tsaritsa: Scaramouche...The assignment was to bring in something that was important to you...
Scaramouche: Yeah, I did exactly that.
Tsaritsa: I mean an OBJECT not Y/n.
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Y/n: If I run and jump at Scara, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Y/n running towards Scaramouche: INCOMIIIING!
Scaramouche: NO! I'M HOLDING HOT TEA-!
Scaramouche: *Drops tea to catch Y/n*
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Scaramouche: CHILDE SHUT UP!
Childe: But I didn't say anything-
Scaramouche: You were thinking. That's annoying.
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Y/n: Why can't Dinosaurs clap?
Childe: Because there hands are to shor-
Scaramouche: Because they're all dead.
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Scaramouche: You were drunk last night.
Y/n: No I wasn't
Scaramouche: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "Stop hiding spongebob I KNOW you're in THERE!"
Y/n:
Y/n: Did I find him tho-
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Signora: How long are we gonna let Y/n do that?
Scaramouche: Just give her/him a minute...
Y/n: *Pushing a door that clearly says pull*
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Scaramouche: *Drunk after one shot* Your so hot Y/n~
Y/n: Uh huh
Scaramouche: And spicy~
Y/n: right...
Scaramouche: *Wrapping both arms around Y/n* my lil buffalo chicken wing-
Y/n: Wtf-
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(Waitress) Y/n: And what would you like sir?
Scaramouche: *Winking* You~
Childe: Eggs. He wants eggs...
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Scaramouche: Shut up
Y/n: Or what?
Scaramouche: or i'll marry you
Y/n:
Y/n: *Starts screaming*
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Childe: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Signora: Weak. I sleep with a gun
Scaramouche: You're both pathetic
Childe: Oh really? What do YOU sleep with?
Scaramouche: Y/n-
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YOU ARE READING
Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
