!!CURSE WARNING!!
Xiao: Hey? Do you have a bag that I could borrow?
Y/n: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Xiao: You just had to say no-
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Y/n: I SAID I WANTED MCDONALDS-
Xiao: Yeah, and I bought you McDonalds.
Y/n: I MEANT LIKE A BIG MAC OR SOMETHING. NOT THE ENTIRE COMPANY XIAO WTF-
Xiao: Anything for you-
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Xiao: *Walks in room*
Y/n: *Spins around in char ominously* I've been expecting y-
Y/n: *Chair keeps spinning*
Y/n: *Tries to stop spinning* Shit!
Y/n: *Tries to grab a lamp or table to stop spinning* shIT-
Y/n: *falls*
Xiao: *Catches Y/n* You really need to stop doing that-
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Y/n: *Gets hit by car*
Random person: OMG ARE YOU OK???!!!
Y/n: Please...give me my phone-
Y/n: *Opens groupchat with Xiao*
Y/n: LMAOOOO XIAO GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED-
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Y/n: *Does something stupid*
Xiao: what an absolute fucking idiot.
Xiao: I can't believe I'd die for that idiot-
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Xiao: *Sees someone do something stupid*
Xiao: Tch, what an idiot.
Xiao: *Realizes it's Y/n*
Xiao: Wait, That MY idiot-
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Y/n: I guess you can say I've..............fallen for you ;)
Xiao: You literally just rolled down a whole flight of stairs, How tf are you still alive-
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Y/n: *Picking off petals* he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not, he-
Xiao: *Looking at Y/n* He loves you a lot.
Y/n:
Xiao: I didn't just say that out loud, did I?
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Y/n: So Xiao, Whats your type?
Xiao: *Describes Y/n*
Y/n: Awwe~ Sounds like me...Too bad you don't like me.
Xiao: *Thinking* what the actual fuck-
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Y/n: *Kisses Xiao's cheek*
Xiao: W-What I-Is T-This..?
Y/n: Affection <3
Xiao: Disgusting....
Xiao: Do it again....
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Zhongli: So, What did you do when Y/n asked you to be her/his Boyfriend?
Xiao:
Xiao: I panicked and dabbed...
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Hey Zhongli, Xiao said he loves me!!!
Zhongli: How...?
Y/n: Watch this.
Y/n: Xiaoo I love you~<3
Xiao: I...........I'd kill for you....
Zhongli: Awwwe!
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Random person walking up to Y/n in bar: Did it hurt?
Y/n: Did what hurt?
Random person: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Xiao, Sliding an arm around Y/n: no it didn't, because I was there to catch her/him.
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Y/n: Take me to an art museum and make out with me.
Xiao: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Y/n: Did you just-
Xiao: But you know something?
Y/n: What?
Xiao: Somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall ;)
Y/n: O///O
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Xiao: .......
Y/n: What?
Xiao: N-N-Nothing......
Y/n: Noo Xiao, what is it?
flustered Xiao: C-Can I hold your hand....B-But like if you don want to I u-understand-
Y/n: *Grabs his hand*
Xiao: O///O
Y/n: We've literally been married for 7 years-
YOU ARE READING
Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
