Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc

Incorrect Quotes||Heizou

Heizou catch up? Maybe coming soon ;)

!!CURSE WARNING!! 

Y/n: *almost crying while petting 2 huskies, cooing at them in baby-babble*

Dog Owner: They only speak french

Y/n: Heizooou! You need to tell them they're good boys. I can't tell them, they need to know TwT pleeeeeeeease tell them I love them <33

Heizou: *Fighting a smile looking at Y/n*  

Heizou: Vous etes de bons garçons. Y/n t'aime~ (Translte: You are good boys Y/n loves you)

Heizou staring into the dogs eye's: mais elle est à moi (Translate: But she is mine)

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Heizou: If I were a gardener I'd put out tu-lips together! ;)

Y/n: 💖 ❤ 💗 💞 💕 💘 💝 🫰

Heizou: Now you try

Sara: I-If I were a gardener you'd be my hoe

Kokomi: T-Thanks...

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Heizou: I love you <3

Y/n: I love you more <3

Heizou: I love you more than you love me <3

Y/n: I love you mor-

Sara: I'd appreciate if the both of you DIDN'T do this in front of me-

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Sara: *Sigh* Why are you two like this?

Y/n and Heizou in a kiddy pool of malasadas: What do you mean?

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Heizou: Hey I'm taking a shower wanna help me out? ;)

Y/n: Have you never taken a shower before?!

Heizou: Wha-

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*Heizou calling Y/n*

Heizou: There's no food at home

Y/n: Not even bread?

Heizou: Even prisoners have bread-

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Heizou: Awwe Y/n~ Look at you being all romantic with all these candles~ <3

Y/n: First of all, I'm about to sacrifice you-

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Y/n: Are you a big or little spoon?

Heizou: I'm a knife

Ayato yelling from across the room: HE'S A BIG SPOON!

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Y/n: What are you reading?

Heizou: A book of things I love

Y/n: Its filled with pictures of me.

Heizou: Oh well what a coincidence <3

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Y/n: Is something burning?!

Heizou seductively sitting on the counter winking: Only my passionate love for you ;)

Yae Miko: Ei literally burnt the toaster-

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(Heizou aged up)

Heizou: Y/n, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Y/n, naked in Heizou's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Heizou, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Heizou: Change is inedible.

Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable?

Heizou, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Sara: Don't worry, leave it to out detective couple

Y/n: W-We're n-not a couple..!

Heizou: We're not? Awwe~ I'm disappointed~

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Heizou: I feel like doing something stupid.

Y/n: I'm stupid, do me.

Heizou: If that's what you want-

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Heizou: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Y/n: You're like 15 years old

Heizou: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!