!!CURSE WARNING!!
Kazuha: I didn't drink much last night.
Beidou: You were flirting with Y/n...
Kazuha: So what? they're my gf/bf.
Beidou: You asked them if they were single....
Beidou: And then you cried when they said they weren't.....
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Kazuha: Can I ride my skateboard outside?
Beidou: Whatever, I'm not your mother.
Kazuha: *Runs off*
Beidou: NOT IN THE STREET!
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Y/n: As my boyfriend, would you take an arrow for me?
Kazuha: of course, I would do anything for you.
Kazuha: Except go back to tenshukaku.
Kazuha: That place is scary as fuck-
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Beidou: Ok Y/n, I heard you'd let Kazuha step on you right?
Y/n: Of course-
Beidou: Ok, Kazuha come on out here
Y/n: *lays on floor* Thank you for his expierence.
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Y/n: You know Kazu...Beidou gives Ningguang flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too...
Kazuha: ok
*The next day*
Kazuha: *Gives flowers to Y/n*
Y/n: ????????
Kazuha: Idk I'm confused as well Y/n
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Kazuha: Roses are red, violets are blue, the sunset is romantic, and so are you.
Y/n: O///O
Kazuha: Roses are red, violets are blue, the night is dark, i'll always miss you when we are apart.
Y/n: O///O
Kazuha: Roses are red, puppies are cute, never forget, that I love you <3
Y/n: Uhh I do not rhyme, uh there is no time, uhh, shit-
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Kazuha: Are you alright?
Y/n: I got a solid 8 minutes. Not consecutively, but still, it's fine. You're not even that blurry-
Kazuha: Go to sleep-
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Kazuha: *readding*
Y/n: Kazu, describe yourself in one word.
Kazuha: *Without looking away from book* Yours.
Y/n: *Blushing furiously* Disgusting....
Y/n: Say it again....
Kazuha: *Smiles*
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Beidou: Uh oh.
Kazuha: What?
Beidou: Someones in love <3
Kazuha: Yeah, right. I just think Y/n's cool... Its not like I lay awake at night thinking about her/him-
Beidou: Uh oh-
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Random person: I have your daughter/son
Kazuha: I don't have a daughter/son??!!
Random person: Then who asked me for warm milk and cookies and to cut off the crust on their sandwiches?!?
Kazuha: Shit- That's Y/n-
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Kazuha: Beidou, I told Y/n that her ears turn red when she/he lies.
Beidou: Why?
Kazuha: Watch this.
Kazuha: Hey Y/n!
Kazuha: Do you love me?
Y/n: *Covering her/his ears blushing* N-No....
Kazuha: See <3
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Y/n: Fuck!
Kazuha: LANGUAGE!
Y/n: Shit-
Kazuha: LANGUAGE!
Y/n: Who the fuck do you think your calling bitch, you ass-
Kazuha: LANGUAGE!
Y/n: Now that's one crazy motherfucker-
Kazuha: LANGUAGE!
Y/n: What the frick frack tickity tic tack snik snack, bro?
Kazuha:
Kazuha: What the fuck
Y/n: LANGUAG-
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Y/n Angrily: ARE YOU-
Kazuha: Fucking
Y/n: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Kazuha: Fucking
Y/n: IDIOT-
Beidou: What was that?
Kazuha: Ningguang banned Y/n from swearing so I volunteered to help her out <3
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Y/n: I'm cold Kazu.
Kazuha: Here, have my jacket
Y/n: This is soft. What is it made out of?
Kazuha: *Mumbles* Boyfriend Material.
Y/n: Huh-?
Kazuha: COTTON
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Beidou: Kazuha, Your grounded, NO TV
Kazuha: I don't even have one-
Beidou: Fine then, No computer
Kazuha: I need it for work though-
Beidou: Fine. No Y/n.
Kazuha: NO- WAIT I'M SORRY IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN-
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Genshin Scenarios & Oneshots, etc
FanfictionGenshin Impact Scenario-Oneshots-Songflics and Headcannons (cover found on Pinterest, not mine) :3
