Percy: Mom, I refuse to go back to school after what my principal just said to me.
Sally: What did he say?
Percy: "You're expelled." Like, how dare he?!
~°~
Jason: I fly.... gracefully.
Percy: ....
Percy: So does that mean....
Annabeth: PERCY, NO!
Piper: Have mercy!
Nico: We're doomed.
Percy: ..... DOES THAT MEAN I SWIM JACKSONFULLY?
~°~
Ares: *fights with Percy Jackson*
Percy: Y'know, just because you're a son of a bitch doesn't mean you have to be a bitch as well.
Ares: What?....
Hera: WHAT DID YOU SAY, PERSEUS JACKSON?!
~°~
Annabeth: Why do you look so smug, Percy?
Percy: I just realized firetrucks are actually watertrucks.
Annabeth: And?
Percy: I can't wait to rub it in Leo's face.
~°~
Percy, as a waiter: Uh, so who ordered the macaroni and bees?
Jason: You mean the macaroni and cheese?
Percy: ....
Percy: That actually makes more sense...
Jason: Did you- ?
Percy: *trying to keep the lid on the dish closed* I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M DYSLEXIC!
Jason: I SPOKE TO YOU VERBALLY.
~°~
Percy: When I walk into camp, this is what I see.
Annabeth: .....
Percy: All them demigods be staring at me.
Annabeth: .....
Percy: I got Riptide in my hands and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it.
Annabeth: ....
Percy: I'M PERSEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Annabeth: I don't know which is worse, your singing or the fact that you think you're sexy.
~°~
Nico: If Smelly Gabe or Octavian were drowning in the River Styx....
Nico: Who'd you save?
Percy: My energy.
~°~
Percy: Guys, what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Annabeth: What the hell, Percy?
Leo: Wait! Let him finish.
~°~
*sneaking into a snack bar*
Percy: Okay, let's go.
Jason: Wait! *points at "no trespassing" sign*
Jason: It says no trespassing.
Percy: Bro, there's dos of us, not tres.
Jason: ...... bro
~°~
Zeus: You have three wishes, Perseus Jackson.
Percy: I wish for more wishes.
Zeus: No, you can't wish like that.
Percy: I wish I could wish like that.
Zeus: That's not how it works.
Percy: I wish that's how it works.
Zeus: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SON, POSEIDON?!
Poseidon: *wears sunglasses* Deal with it.
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PJO & KotLC Incorrect Quotes
HumorRandom PJO, HOO, TOA and KotLC stuff I downloaded off the dark web (a.k.a Pinterest). None of the ideas are mine, credits to the original owners. I just type them out on here.
