Annabeth: Fun fact, the average person would walk past a murderer about thirty-six times in a lifetime.
Percy: I like how this is called a "fun" fact.
Nico: It's fun because they didn't murder you.
~°~
Nico, stumbling into the kitchen: Morning.
Percy: Morning.
Nico: *proceeds to pour black coffee into his bowl of cereal*
Percy: Nico what the f-
Leo: He's a "cereal killer".
~°~
Nico: I can't believe all these people are dressed in all black. All black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool".
Thalia: *nodding* They're all posers.
Will: Nico, I quite honestly cannot stress this enough, but we are at a FUNERAL.
~°~
Nico: If Will will will, will Will will again? And if Will will will-
Will: Will will hurt you.
~°~
Percy: *can't find Nico in a crowd*
Percy: *using his hands as a megaphone* HADES HAS FOUR THOUSAND ATTACK POWER!
Nico: *appears from the shadows* Actually, it's five thousand, but only if your opponent attacks first.
Percy: Found him.
~°~
Jason: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Percy: Have everyone stand.
Frank: Bring three more chairs!
Leo: The best seven of the lot get to sit down.
Nico: Kill three.
~°~
Wait guys, look!
The Lost Hero
The Son of Neptune
The Mark of Athena
The House of Hades
The Blois hella gayod of Olympus~°~
Jason: C'mon, Nico. Are you too scared to admit it?
Nico: Admit what?
Jason: The fact that Will Solace stole your heart.
Nico: What heart?
~°~
Policeman: *pulls Nico over* Sir-
Nico: It's not illegal.
Policeman: But-
Nico: It's not illegal....
Policeman: *Nico's back seat filled with happy meals* There's- there's just so many....
Nico: But it's not illegal.
~°~
Will: Did it hurt when you fell?
Nico: From heaven? Listen, Will, I get that you're into me but-
Will: No, I mean when you fell walking in. I watched you trip over your foot and just lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
Nico: .....
Percy: We all saw it.
~°~
Reyna: Nico, I really need you to be frank with me for a moment.
Nico: *pointing to Frank* But that's his job.
Reyna: No, I mean... uh, I just need you to get something straight.
Nico: Reyna, you know damn well I don't do straight.
Percy: Don't you mean "dam" well?
Reyna: Wha-
Percy: Inside joke.
~°~
"They're not dolls! They're figurines! And you can take your great army and-"
-Nico di Angelo, The Titan's Curse
Can we just appreciate the fact that at ten years old Nico di Angelo was about to tell a full-blown manticore to shove an entire army up his ass?
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PJO & KotLC Incorrect Quotes
HumorRandom PJO, HOO, TOA and KotLC stuff I downloaded off the dark web (a.k.a Pinterest). None of the ideas are mine, credits to the original owners. I just type them out on here.