Apollo, in the background: HIT OR MISS! I BET YOU NEVER MISS, HUH.
Nico: Alright fuckers, listen up.
Nico: Who the FUCK gave him Tik Tok?
~°~
Apollo: *walks in*
Nico: *sees Apollo*
Nico: *desperately turns the other way and tries to hide*
Apollo: *glances at Nico*
Apollo: THERE YOU ARE, MY FAVOURITE SON-IN-LAW! COME HERE, HONEY!
Nico: Oh gods, not again.
~°~
Will: I think I'm gay because I like guys, but I like girls too so I must be straight.
Apollo, a bisexual: What I'm about to say next is going to blow your mind-
~°~
Meg: Has anyone told you that you're beautiful lately?
Apollo: *blushes* No.
Meg: At least you're surrounded by honest people.
~°~
During a text chat between Zeus and Apollo.
Apollo: Hey, is this Zeus' number?
Zeus: Depends who's asking.
Apollo: Again?! Oh, c'mon.
Apollo: Six foot tall. Blonde. Lithe. Excellent cheekbones. Ring any bells?
Zeus: Hell yeah, this is Zeus' number! What you wearin' cutie? ;)
Apollo: Dad, gross. It's Apollo.
Zeus: ... New phone who dis
~°~
Apollo: I DO WHAT I WANT!
Percy: I'm calling Meg.
Apollo: No, wait-
~°~
Apollo: Let us in.
Percy: No. *slams door shut*
Apollo: *singing terribly* Hello from the outside..
Percy: *opens door* Shut up and I'll let you inside.
~°~
Apollo: I'm having problems with a guy.
Artemis: "His dead body won't fit in my car" problems or "I like him" problems?
Apollo: I like him.
Artemis: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one.
~°~
Aphrodite: Do you have a pink shirt I could borrow?
Artemis: No-
Apollo: Yes, what shade?
~°~
Artemis: Fuck Hermes!
Apollo: I'm trying.
Artemis: What- ?
Persephone: What- ?
Hermes: What?
~°~
Apollo: I'm immortal, baby!
Artemis: Then how come you scream so much when you're in danger?
Apollo: Never said I wasn't a drama queen.
~°~
Apollo: Shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodelling techniques.
Meg: That got weirder with every word.
~°~
Artemis: I just found out Apollo has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Mate" and I don't know what to do with this information.
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PJO & KotLC Incorrect Quotes
HumorRandom PJO, HOO, TOA and KotLC stuff I downloaded off the dark web (a.k.a Pinterest). None of the ideas are mine, credits to the original owners. I just type them out on here.
