Keefe: See, Tam, the way this whole dating thing works is that you have to tell eachother the deep stuff.
Tam: The deep stuff?
Keefe: Yeah.
Tam: Uh-oh. Like.... what?
Keefe: Like, uh... what's your favourite colour?
Tam, sarcastically: Well, now you've stepped over the line.
~°~
Linh: It'll be fine; just act mature.
Tam: Mature.... got it.
*later*
Keefe: So what do you like to do in your free time?
Tam, in a deep voice: Taxes.
~°~
Keefe: Are you ready to commit?
Tam: Like, a crime or a relationship?
~°~
Keefe: I think we should kiss.
Tam: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want.
~°~
Tam: Two brooooos!
Keefe: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Tam: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Keefe:
Tam:
Keefe: *tearing up*
Tam: Babe, c'mon...
Keefe: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Tam: Babe...
~°~
Keefe: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Tam: That's great, Keefe. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
~°~
Keefe: Tam is playing hard to get.
Keefe: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
~°~
Tam: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Keefe: Okay.
Tam: And make out during the scary parts.
Keefe: Th-
Keefe: The scary parts.
Keefe: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
~°~
Tam: This date is boring!
Keefe: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Tam: Then why did you invite me?
Keefe: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "Fuck you Keefe I'll do whatever I want!
~°~
Keefe: You have to apologize to them Tam.
Tam: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
~°~
Tam: Do you want to know your gay name?
Keefe: My... my gay name?
Tam: Yeah, it's your first name-
Keefe: Haha. Very funny Tam-
Tam: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Keefe: Oh- oh my god.
~°~
Tam: It’s dark in here
Keefe: Don’t worry dude I got this
Keefe: *Stomps his feet*
Keefe: *Skechers light up*
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PJO & KotLC Incorrect Quotes
HumorRandom PJO, HOO, TOA and KotLC stuff I downloaded off the dark web (a.k.a Pinterest). None of the ideas are mine, credits to the original owners. I just type them out on here.
