Dex: Which country has the most birds?
Keefe: Portu-geese.
Keefe: Wait-
Dex: That's a language.
Keefe: Portu-gull.
Dex: Nice recovery!
Keefe: Don't you mean "nice re-dove-ery?
Tam: Turkey, how did you forget Turkey?
~°~
Tam: I had a dream about you.
Keefe: Aww, really?
Tam: You died.
~°~
Fitz: How are you feeling?
Tam: Fine, except for this headache that comes and goes.
Keefe: *enters*
Tam: There it is again.
~°~
Keefe, after watching a human movie: One of my biggest fears is the zombie apocalypse.
Tam: Well, I can assure you you're safe; zombies only eat brains.
~°~
Linh: Who's Keefe to you?
Tam: The reason I wake up in the morning....
Linh: Aww, how cute!
Keefe, earlier that morning, storming into Tam's room and hitting a pot lid with a stick: GOOOOOOD MORNING! TIME TO WAKE UP! IT'S MORNING TIME, THE TIME TO WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
~°~
Keefe: *panting and huffing*
Tam: Nobody told you to bring that big backpack.
Keefe: And nobody told you to bring your nasty attitude but it looks like we're stuck with both.
~°~
Tam: *shows up to a costume party in regular clothes*
Keefe: Where's your costume?
Tam: This is my costume. I'm dressed as a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.
~°~
Dex: So... are we gonna-...
Sophie: Just give him a minute. My faith in elvin kind depends on it.
Keefe, pushing a door clearly labelled pull: What is wrong with this thing?!
Tam: Keefe, do you have nothing in your head?
Dex: Tam! Be nice.
Tam: He's doing it all wrong!
Tam, to Keefe: Use your legs and maintain eye contact. That door has to know fear for it to open.
~°~
Keefe: Maybe you should wear less black.
Tam: Maybe you should breath less air.
~°~
Keefe: Has anyone seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon colour....?
Tam: You mean your pink shirt?
Keefe: .... faded salmon colour?
~°~
Sophie: Why is Keefe crying?
Tam: He took one of those "which Keeper character are you?" quizzes.
Sophie: Who'd he get?
Tam: Me.
Keefe, in the corner: MY HAIR IS SO MUCH BETTER!
~°~
Dex: Hello, Tam. You're looking very.... alive.
Tam: Ha, only on the outside!
~°~
Keefe: I'm cold.
Tam: Like my heart.
Keefe: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.
~°~
Keefe: *does something, anything*
Tam: What are you, twelve?
Keefe: Yeah, on a scale of one to ten.
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PJO & KotLC Incorrect Quotes
HumorRandom PJO, HOO, TOA and KotLC stuff I downloaded off the dark web (a.k.a Pinterest). None of the ideas are mine, credits to the original owners. I just type them out on here.
