Fitz: Welcome to Yoga Club! Who's ready for some fuuuuuuuuun?
Biana, in a toga: Wait. Shit.
Sophie, holding packs of yogurt: I think there's been a mistake.
Dex, walking in with a stack of homework: Woo-hoo, study session! I brought the Ticonderoga pencils- why are there yoga mats everywhere?
Linh, stopping her vocal warm-ups: So we're not yodelling..?
Tam, sitting in the corner with a Star Wars t-shirt on: I thought this was a Yoda fan club...
Keefe, bursting in through the door with a boombox playing All Star: OGRE CLUB, SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE.
~°~
Sophie: Well, you know what they say, when life gives you lemons..
Biana: Put them in a face mask.
Dex: Use them as a battery
Keefe: Throw them at people.
Tam: Squirt the juice in life's eyes. Steal life's wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.
Sophie: ... make lemonade, guys. The answer was make lemonade.
~°~
Grady: One bonus of being an adult is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my daughter and her friends cry inside.
Grady: A fine example; the other day I pointed at a flaredon and, while looking Sophie right in the eye, went "Man, is that a bae or what, huh?" and the look on her face is something I will treasure for years.
~°~
Waiter: so how can I help you today?
Rex, Bex and Lex: WE WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Waiter: *thoroughly shook*
Dex: *slow facepalm*
Dex: they want /eggs/
~°~
Sophie: oh no guys I am sorry, I am so so sorry.
Dex: slow down Sophie, what happened?
Sophie: so I tried to get through to keefe using music and he took to it really well
Dex: I don't see the problem -
*Keefe kicks down door*
Keefe: I am now a professional kazoo player and communicate only through kazoo. this is who I am now, deal with it.
~°~
*on a road trip*
*seeing a road work ahead sign*
Sophie: road work ahead?
Sophie: uh, yeah ... I sure hope it does.
Everyone else: what
~°~
Tam: I'm so tired of Keefe. he keeps calling me a negative elf.
Fitz: that's nothing. one time he threw me off a cliff to see if Sophie could sense I was in danger
Tam: I'm sorry he what?
~°~
Sophie, hurriedly searching through a first aid kit: why in the world would you stuff it full of E.L. Fudges?
Keefe, bleeding out: I thought I was funny at the time
~°~
*first episode of Fitz's cooking show*
Fitz: today I will show you how to make a delicious meal with only one ingredient
Fitz: a phone
Fitz, calling the pizza place: I'll have Hawaiian please. with extra pineapple
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PJO & KotLC Incorrect Quotes
HumorRandom PJO, HOO, TOA and KotLC stuff I downloaded off the dark web (a.k.a Pinterest). None of the ideas are mine, credits to the original owners. I just type them out on here.
