Spiders, Mushrooms, Physics, Magic and Hacking

Chapter 10

MaterialGurl @thatsawep
Guys wtf is happening???! Why is Iron Man flying like mad while carrying Spider-Man???
*a picture showing a blurry Iron Man carrying an unconscious Spider-Man*
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CookieMonster @cookies4life
My aunt, who has a churros stand in Queens, told me he was almost hit by a truck flying like that what is happening?
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IronWhore@thirstforTS
I don't know what is happening but I would let Iron Man carry me like that anytime
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Jubbly Gelatin Bears@JobblyBears
Ew, he is like 40!
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||_ SpideyWhore @thirstyforSpidey
I don't know about you guys but if I was Iron Man I would be grabbing that booty. I bet is soft.
*screenshot of the picture above with a zoom on Spider-Man's butt*
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|||_ BurntPinneaple@DPPinneaple
Oh, it's soft alright
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|||_ MJ@blackDahlia
Who the fuck are you?
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"I don't get it, Alfred. When did this social media begin existing? Who are these people? I never heard of a Spider-Man. And all I find about Iron Man is a billionaire called Tony Stark that I have never heard in my entire life and I have been to all galas Alfred you know this." Bruce said pointing at the high-resolution computer screen

"Well perhaps you are not all that knowing Master Wayne," he answered making the ones around them chuckle inwardly
"What if someone went back in time, changed something and we weren't affected by the new timestream?" Asked Richard "Dick" Grayson

"If that's the case we should contact Barry then, he has more experience with time travel and timelines after all," said Barbara Gordon making the teens mutter experience under their breath and chuckle

"What are you laughing at? If this doesn't work you and your brothers are going to this New York City and get me some info. I will personally enroll all of you in a respectable school." Bruce said making the teens groan in protest and Dick laugh at them "What are you laughing at the for Dick? You are not getting out of this either, you are taking Tim, Jason, and Damien with you there."

"Fuck."

"Language big bro." said the teens smugly

Finally, the Flash answered the call from the Oracle saying:
"What's up? I just finished putting the twins in bed."
"Could explain the signs of temporal displacement and time travel? We think someone went back in time, something changed but we don't recognize the changes." She asked

"Yeah, sure thing. So when you time travel... Fuck. Listen I gotta go the twins sneaked out of their cribs, I'm gonna ask Cisco to check things out and get back to you." he said promptly ending the call afterward

"Well, looks like you are going to New York City kids." Said Bruce with a smug smile

------------------ Meanwhile in a supposedly abandoned church in New York City --------------

"So now that we have established that they are non-Nephilim hunters that don't know the Clave what are we going to do with them?" Alexander "Alec" Lightwood asked

"I suggest you try them for murder, they killed several people in the last few years from the community simply because they were vampires or werewolves, no mention the almost genocide they are making with the warlocks and demons. We have a peace treaty with each and we cannot kill any demons unless they were doing something that allows us to kill them according to the treaty." Derek said

"I'm not sure the rules of the Clave would apply to them since they are humans and had no previous knowledge of shadow hunters." Said Magnus Bane

"Fine. I will call Simon he knows the legal jargon more than me nowadays." Said, Alec