––––––––––IN PE––––––––––
IN PERSON:
Everyone warming up
Ned stops to breathe
COACH: 10 jumping jacks!
Everyone does jumping jacks
Bryan walks into gym
Coach blows whistle
COACH: Bryan
COACH: Why are you late?
BRYAN: Apologies, Mr Moore
BRYAN: The bus was running late today so with common sense, I walked instead
Coach about to say something
SOMEONE: Why didn't you run?
SOMEONE: Weakling
COACH: Enough!
COACH (To BRYAN): 50 press ups
BRYAN: May I ask why, sir?
COACH: Now!
Bryan gets on floor
Bryan tries to lift himself up
Bryan falls flat
Everyone laughs
SOMEONE: What did I say?
SOMEONE: Weakling!
COACH: You know what
COACH: Just go and sit down
BRYAN: I politely refuse
Everyone whispering
COACH: Excuse me??
BRYAN: Because I've just had breakfast, its better to stand up to help the body digest the food
BRYAN: As sitting down or slouching can cause the food to move back up, into the oesophagus
Coach looking confused
BRYAN: Also
BRYAN: You may want to start consuming your meals, standing up
BRYAN: It'll help you burn a few extra calories
BRYAN: Just a suggestion
Everyone makes 'oooh' noises
Coach turns pink
Bryan looking proud
COACH: How DARE you say something to me like that-
BRYAN: Oh, and you might want to join in on the race next Tuesday
BRYAN: Everyone knows that running can also help burn a lot of calories
Coach turns red
Everyone starts chatting loudly
Coach points at door
COACH: Principal's office.
COACH: NOW!
BRYAN: Ok
Bryan runs off
BRYAN: Have a good day!
Bryan closes door
Ned and Gavin looks surprised
Coach turns around
COACH: SILENCE!
Everyone goes quiet
COACH: If ANYONE thinks it's funny to mock a teacher, the door is right over there
––––––––––AT LUNCH––––––––––
GAVIN: I can't believe he did that!
NED: I know right!
NED: No one has ever spoken to coach like that before
GAVIN: To be honest, I thought that was kinda cool
NED: Bruh
NED: Are you serious?
NED: If he hadn't said anything
NED: Coach wouldn't have made us do 10 laps for laughing at him
YOU ARE READING
NBG
RandomNed: Umm what do I write here? Gavin: I don't know... you're the smart one Bryan: Yeah, you should know Ned: Shush, Bryan
