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Mr. Wolf: Guys, I just came up with a bad idea.
Mr. Snake: What kind of bad idea?
Diane: I would prefer a good idea.

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Mr. Piranha: Who calls tree skin bark? Like calm down, Mr. Scientist!
Ms. Tarantula: So then what do you call the leaves?
Mr. Piranha: Pfft, tree hair.

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Mr. Shark: I made tea.
Mr. Snake: I don't want tea.
Mr. Shark: I didn't make tea for you, this is my tea.
Mr. Snake: Then why are you telling me this?
Mr. Shark: It's a conversation starter.
Mr. Snake: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Mr. Shark: Oh really? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Diane: *sneezes*
Mr. Wolf: *hands her a picture of himself*
Diane: What's this?
Mr. Wolf: Oh, I just blessed you.

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Mr. Shark: *in a clothing store* Excuse me, could you help me?
Worker: Of course, what do you need?
Mr. Shark: A girl was hitting on me earlier, can you help me look gayer?

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Mr. Piranha: Tarantula, wake up.
Ms. Tarantula:
Mr. Piranha: Wake up, Tarantula.
Ms. Tarantula: ...whAT? It's 3 am.
Mr. Piranha: I was sleep walking. And made pancakes. Want some?
Ms. Tarantula: ...yes please.

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Mr. Wolf: What do you want me to do?
Diane: Be honest.
Mr. Wolf: Why would I ever do that?

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Mr. Snake: Why would I need a driver's license? It's just Mario Kart but slower and you can't throw blue shells.

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Ms. Tarantula: Hey, Piranha. Did you know that "thot" actually means "thoughtful person"?
Mr. Piranha: Oooh, okay I'll keep that in mind.
*a few moments later*
Mr. Piranha: Thanks, Mr. Shark. You're such a thot!
Mr. Shark: I'M A WHAT-

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Diane: Can you turn on the AC for me?
Mr. Wolf: You know I can't turn it on.
Diane: What do you mean?
Mr. Snake: He means that you can't seduce the AC-

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