Mr. Wolf: *after leaving jail with the gang, to Diane* Would you like to stay in for dinner?-
The rest: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY HERE FOREVER??
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Mr. Shark: It says in this recipe that we should beat the egg.
Mr. Snake: In what? A hand in hand combat?
Mr. Shark: Must be. But Webs banned swords in the kitchen remember?
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Diane: *playing cards* Pick any card.
Mr. Piranha: Okay.
Diane: Wait- that's my credit card.
Mr. Piranha: You said any card-
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Chief Luggins: *filming her house's roof* THERE IS A VULTURE ON MY-
Chief Luggins: *sees the vulture staring at her intensely * OH MY GOH-
Chief Luggins: *shoots the vulture with water using her hose* THIS IS NOT YOUR LAAANNNNDDD!!! GOOO-
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The visitors: *visiting Mr. Wolf's funeral* This is horrible.
Diane: Everyone... can we please have a moment alone with him?
The visitors: *leaves the room*
The gang: *surrounds Mr. Wolf's coffin*
Mr. Snake: We know your not dead, Wolfie.
Mr. Wolf: *opens eyes* Well no shit-
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Ms. Tarantula: So you bought a taco..
Mr. Shark: Yeah.
Ms. Tarantula: From the truck that hit Piranha?
Mr. Shark: Well, me starving isn't going to help him-
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Mr. Snake: *texting in their group chat* If Wolf is awake I'd be pissed.
Mr. Wolf: morning bich
Diane: He just threw his phone at the drawer and fell asleep I don't know why I love him-
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Mr. Piranha: *if he was a detective, slaps the suspect *
Ms. Tarantula: Piranha! You have to ask the suspect a question first.
Mr. Piranha: Oh right-
Mr. Piranha: WHAT'S THE COLOR OF MY UNDERWEAR?
Mr. Piranha: *proceeds to slap them again*
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Mr. Piranha: I prevented murder today!
Mr. Shark: Really!? How did you do that?
Mr. Piranha: I-
Mr. Piranha:
Mr. Shark: ?
Mr. Piranha: *sweats nervously* ...s-self conrtol-
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Chief Luggins: *stares at the ceiling*
Mr. Wolf: Doesn't that hurt you neck?
Chief Luggins: For the lAST TIME, I DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT PINK HAIRED GIRL FROM THAT HORROR GAME-
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A/N:
Man.
I miss ddlc tbh-
THANK YOU Tempylovesfandoms and Allison993961for more quotes WOHOOO-
i m i n l o v e w i t h y o u
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FanfictionI like this movie too, its just that i think Mr. WOLF and DIANE FOXINGTON hot and hot TOGETHER. WDYM IM A FURRY-
