Mr. Wolf: *at a karaoke bar with the squad, flirting with Snake* I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN~
Mr. Snake: *also singing, slowly pushing him away* PLEASE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE~
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Ms. Tarantula: Piranha literally got up just to text Shark "mornin' bitch" and now has gone back to sleeping.
Ms. Tarantula: I don't understand him.
Ms. Tarantula: This is the fish I fell in love with I guess.
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Mr. Wolf: What will make you feel better?
Mr. Snake: *shrugs*
Mr. Wolf: Do you want a guinea pig?
Mr. Snake: *nods*
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Interviewer: What does take out mean to you?
Mr. Shark: Food.
Ms. Tarantula: Dating.
Mr. Piranha: Murder.
Diane: All three if you want to have a good time.
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Mr. Wolf: Hey, do you want to- stop screaming, it's just me- do you want to watch Shrek with me?
Diane: I'M IN THE SHOWER!
Mr. Wolf: Okay, well you're done, do you wanna watch Shrek with me?
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Ms. Tarantula: Piranha is in court now...
Mr. Shark: I broke my leg. How did he ended up in court?
Ms. Tarantula: He hit someone with his car. Hwo did you broke your leg?
Mr. Shark: Someone hit me with their car.
Ms. Tarantula:
Mr. Shark:
Ms. Tarantula & Mr. Shark: ..wait-
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Mr. Piranha: *sees a sign that says: "If you are pregnant, or think you may be, please tell the dental staff before having an x-ray taken", then turns to Mr. Wolf* Wolf.. I need to tell you something-
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Diane: This is a message to the person who robbed my car.
Diane: I understand that you stole my wallet, my gift cards, and other things... it makes sense, right?
Diane: What DOESN'T make sense is why you changed the settings in my car to Spanish-
Her car: "Vida commanda teléfono."
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Mr. Shark: Hey! What are your pronouns?
Someone: Oh, I'm cis. I don't have pronouns.
Mr. Shark: No pronouns? Dayum. Another victim of Gender Identity Theft-
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Ms. Tarantula: *getting ready for Bingo* This is me before Bingo!
Ms. Tarantula: *few hours later, crying on a floor* This is me after Bingo-
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FanfictionI like this movie too, its just that i think Mr. WOLF and DIANE FOXINGTON hot and hot TOGETHER. WDYM IM A FURRY-
