FURRIES and FRIENDS | The Bad Guys Incorrect Quotes

INCORRECT QUOTES 28

Mr. Shark: Let's be real for a sec-
Mr. Shark: If I wasn't supposed to grow up and want a sugar daddy, then WHY do we celebrate a holiday of a old ass man bringing me presents for being a good boy-

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Mr. Wolf: *eating a pack of bacon dog treats* YOU GUYS, YOU GOTTA TRY THIS-

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Ms. Tarantula: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Mr. Pirahna: ...all I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Mr. Wolf: So today we will be talking about-
Mr. Piranha: WORMS!
Mr. Snake: No. *pushes Piranha away*
Mr. Piranha: AH-

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Mr. Shark: *to Tarantula who's making toast at the kitchen* Can you pass me the toast please?
Ms. Tarantula: Sure.
Ms. Tarantula: *proceeds to throw the toast at him in a ziplock*
Mr. Shark: OW WHAT THE- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN A ZIPLOCK?- I could have walked to the table.
Ms. Tarantula: I wanted to put in a ziplock so I can throw it at you.
Mr. Shark: -100/10, would not come to this restaurant ever again.

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Mr. Wolf: *drunk* Diane, you are my main hoe. My ride or die. My bitch.
Mr. Wolf: I'm your bitch too, right?
Diane: Of course you are.

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Mr. Snake: You two fight like a married couple.
Ms. Tarantula: If we were married couple, I'd want a divorce.
Mr. Piranha: Cool, so who's keeping the kids?
Ms. Tarantula: I can't even trust you with that one. I do.

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Mr. Wolf: Now aren't you sugar, spice, and everything nice?
Mr Shark: Well aren't snarkiness, sarcasm, and uh...
Mr. Wolf: No, no, go on. Find something that rhymes with snarkiness and sarcasm and I'll stop being an asshole.

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Mr. Piranha: How can I get my crush to ask me out?
Diane: Well you know the sayin "Just be yourself, right? Well DON'T DO THAT- 

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Mr. Shark: Mr. Wolf  is late again.
Mr. Snake: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Ms. Tarantula: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Mr. Piranha: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Mr. Shark: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
Mr. Wolf:*bursts through the door* WHAT TIME IS IT?

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A/N:

LATE AGAIN WIXJQODIW-

Thanks to Allison993961 and Tempylovesfandoms for sending more quotes huhu T T

I began being latr in posting again KWNXIEKLD but anyways here ya go hehe : >

This year is kind of busy for me bc of some school activities i have and im almost on my last day of high school in a few months oh my gaht-

And I'll try to post as much as I can, but despite my situation i am still grateful with yall reading this i really appreciate it T T

Ok i need to sleep bc i need to get up early its 1 am rn BAHAHHAHA- THANK YOU AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MHWAA!!♡♡

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