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Mr. Wolf: *calls Diane frantic* Diane, I need you over over here it's an emergency!
Diane: *rushes over and bursts through the dorr* WHAT'S WRONG???
Mr. Wolf: I just wanted to say I love you.
Diane: YOU CALLED ME AT 3 IN THE FRICKIN' MORNING FOR AN "I LOVE YOU"!??

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Mr. Shark: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You're supposed to say "I have the right to remain silent".
Mr. Shark: NOBODY SAID U HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!
Ms. Tarantula: *next to him* You have the right to remain silent, Shark. What you lack is the capacity.

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Mr. Piranha: Someone told me I look like a piranha.
Mr. Piranha: ...THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT-

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Mr. Wolf: Even Snake and I have been hetting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.
Mr. Snake: I mistook him as a garbage can.

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Ms. Tarantula: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent,  successful and organized. 
Mr. Piranha: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sobs while apologizing profusely*
Ms. Tarantula: I want him.

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Mr. Shark: *in his prison cell, annoying Chief* What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Chief Luggins: If you say "addict-ionary", I'm throwing hands-
Mr. Shark: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Chief Luggins: I-

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Mr. Wolf: *enters room with Diane, and sees Snake in a onot woth some other snake* What's going on????
Mr. Snake: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE- WE'RE PLAYING TWISTER-

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Mr. Piranha: What if one of us takes the blame so the rest can go unpunished?
Mr. Shark: Ye-
Ms. Tarantula: That's good, Piranha! Get all the bad ideas out of your system.

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Mr. Wolf: Do you ever think of the future?
Mr. Snake: Sure I do.
Mr. Wolf: Am I in it?
Mr. Snake: Babe, you are it.

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Diane: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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A/N:

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