Superfriends Group Chat

Ice cream

gaydanvers: audio message:

AND WHEN U SMILE
THE WHOLE WORLD STOPS AND
STARES FOR AWHILE
CUZ UR AMAZING
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

gaydanvers: GUYS I STG

jolsen: ahhhhhh,what is happening

maggic:i know this apartment is not hell but why am i hearing satan voice?

gaydanvers:WHAT!?

llbean: yeh what’s up with her

gaydanvers: WELL LENA

gaydanvers: YOUR GIRL WONT STOP SINGING THE SONG OR TALKING ABOUT IT BC IT REMINDS HER OF YOU

maggic: *cough* WhIpPEd

lildanvers: ALEX WHY DID U DO THAT

lildanvers: Lee no I just have it stuck in my head

lildanvers: Not because of you

lildanvers: Not that you don’t have a beautiful smile or anything

lildanvers: cuz I mean it’s amazing and you’re very pretty but I don’t stare or anything pftt

gaydanvers: ur more of a gay mess than I was

maggic: and that’s saying something

winnsdom: Alex

gaydanvers: yes WInsSloW

winnsdom: *sigh* I shall ignore the full name and just ask my question

maggic: smart choice nerd

winnsdom: why is ur name gaydanvers if you and Kara are both gay

gaydanvers: that is a very great question my fellow DEO member, I will answer that because we all know that I came out first and therefore I get the title of gaydanvers.

gaydanvers: she can stick with being lildanvers cuz that’s all she is

lildanvers: says the bottom

gaydanvers: KSBIFKEBHHSIEYBS

llbean:what?

gaydanvers: I APOLOGIZE FOR INSULTING YOU BUT OUCH DEEP CUT

llbean: lol didn’t think Kara was a top

llbean: I can’t say that I’m not happy with my discovery tho

llbean: 13/10 would bottom for Kara

maggic: NHEKCJE LUTHOR MY PRECIOUS CHILD WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS

llbean: if she wasn’t going to make a move after the beginning of this convo I figured why not

gaydanvers: lol she’s standing in shock in my kitchen, she’s stopped singing finally

gaydanvers: wait jk now she’s singing a different song

gaydanvers: starts with “my neck, my back…

winnsdom: NO STOP TOO MUCH

gaydanvers: i kicked her out of my apt cuz she’s being gross

gaydanvers: pretty sure she’s heading to you lena anyways

llbean: oh god was not ready for this to escalate that fast

llbean: abort mission

jolsen: haha she bout to get (redacted) by a god

winnsdom: why did you say (redacted)

jolsen: figured you didn’t need the filth

winnsdom: you right

winnsdom: shows over

two hours later

gaydanvers: you’re telling me

gaydanvers: that you two didn’t even fuck after our last convo

gaydanvers: and INSTEAD

gaydanvers: you went to get ice cream because Kara after singing that song at my apartment

gaydanvers: reminded her that she wanted to lick something

llbean: not gonna lie was slightly disappointed in the outcome but I got to spend time with my best friend so

winnsdom: “best friend”

maggic: it’s like these two don’t even read each other's messages about each other

lildanvers: stop criticizing my life choices maggie

maggic: i’ll stop when you actually make some decent ones

maggic: like getting with our girl Lena

lildanvers: suddenly I can’t read I don’t know

gaydanvers: you’re such a little shit Kara

gaydanvers: oh and btw Lena we saw what you just did after saying bye to Kara on your little ice cream date

gaydanvers: video message

gaydanvers: that’s gay lena

gaydanvers has added samariass

samariass: gayyyy

maggic: jfc is she blind to her actions or something?

gaydanvers: lena that’s not platonically possible

llbean: listen there’s nothing wrong with me jumping up to wrap my legs around Kara when she hugs me

samariass:.....

maggic:Uh huh....

gaydanvers:*whispers*wtf...

lildanvers: guys she just does it cause she knows im strong and can pick her up

lildanvers: plus she’s short and I like her hugs and being close to her

samariass: i regret getting in on this group chat cuz those two are fucking stupid

gaydanvers: we tried to warn you :/

samariass: well news flash

samariass: i needed more of a warning than Kara and Lena just flirting openly

samariass: cuz they’re practically girlfriends already

llbean: sam we’re just close

samariass: we’re close too Lena

llbean: your point?

samariass: i don’t see you giving me hugs like that

maggic: or me

gaydanvers: or me and im practically your sister in law

lildanvers: well maybe I’m just more special

gaydanvers: ha special

gaydanvers: the only special you are is especially oblivious

gaydanvers: but keep the act up

llbean: stop reading so far into things Alex

gaydanvers: never

gaydanvers: not when it comes to you two

lildanvers: sigh