lildanvers: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
thebestlane: thanks Kara
winnsdom: you too Kara :)
jolsen: yay
samariass: i fucking love thanksgiving
maggic: can’t wait to see you for dinner later little danvers
gaydanvers: i bet you’re looking forward to seeing me even more
maggic: you’re not wrong babe
llbean: kara i think im just gonna skip out on dinner alright
lildanvers: no that’s crazy Lee
lildanvers: you should be with family on thanksgiving
llbean: yeh kara let me just head down to the maximum security prisons where my brother and mother are being held
llbean: nbd
maggic: so dramatic Lena
lildanvers: you know you’re family
lildanvers: you’re spending the holidays with us
llbean: oh boy just what I wanted
llbean: to spend the holidays with my crush
thebestlane: who wants to bet that Kara’s going to ignore that
gaydanvers: me
maggic: me
winnsdom: lets take a bet
jolsen: cmon she cant just do that
samariass: oh but she will just wait
lildanvers: alright so can’t wait to see you all tonight gotta blast
thebestlane: “gotta blast”
samariass: damn im getting blood clots from this
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gaydanvers: little luthor why the fuck didn’t you tell anyone you could sing and play guitar
samariass: and why didn’t you tell us BEFORE you flat out serenaded Kara
maggic: with a fucking acoustic cover of Shallow nonetheless
llbean: it was a spur of the moment decision
llbean: and I wasn’t serenading Kara
thebestlane: well it sure looked like that until she joined in
thebestlane: who the fuck gave Lena the guitar anyways
brainalicious: that would be me
brainalicious: the percentage of Kara acknowledging her crush on Lena statistically would go higher if she did something just for her
brainalicious: and with my calculations I figured out that the best way of going about this was giving Lena a guitar at the exact moment that they were the only ones in the kitchen
lildanvers: im sorry but how did you even get into this group chat brainy
brainalicious: i hacked into it of course
llbean: im not even surprised
llbean: but how did you
brainalicious: know that you liked Kara?
llbean: …
brainalicious: i cant tell you in a way that doesn’t impact the future
gaydanvers: !!!
maggic: !!!
thebestlane: !!!
samariass: can you guys stop with the exclamation marks,my head hurts
lildanvers: anyways…
winnsdom: facepalm
lildanvers: why the hell is your name brainalicious
brainalicious: well according to my predictions
brainalicious: entering this group chat with the name brainalicious
brainalicious: gave me a higher chance of being liked since everyone here loves a song with the similar name
samariass: ummm wrong Lena hates that song
brainalicious: she does not
samariass: yes she does
brainalicious: my analysis of Lena shows that she 100% knows all the lyrics to the song
samariass: LENA LUTHOR
llbean: no
samariass: ALL THIS TIME
samariass: YOU’VE LIED TO ME
samariass: YOU NEVER ONCE SANG A SINGLE WORD OF IT WHEN WE HAD OUR ROAD TRIPS
llbean: that’s because I don’t like singing in front of people
maggic: uh you just did like a few hours ago
llbean: invalid
samariass: i cant believe you
lildanvers: i just want to point out that I knew Lena could sing
samariass: im sorry HALT
lildanvers: we sing together all the time
samariass: what was that Kara I couldn’t hear you over my own disbelief
lildanvers: like we do duets and shit
lildanvers: she has a beautiful voice
lildanvers: gosh i could listen to it all day
llbean: ill sing for you anytime you want Kar
lildanvers: this is why you’re my favorite
thebestlane: god they’re so gay for each other
brainalicious: yes but they’re both around 90% scared to admit their feelings to each other for fear of rejection
gaydanvers: well the only rejection Lena will be facing is my permission to marry Kara one day
gaydanvers: oh wait that won’t happen unless they suck it up and fuck it up
gaydanvers: and by fuck it up i mean they’re friendship cuz its time that they bang
maggic: loud and clear Danvers
maggic: loud and clear
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