Superfriends Group Chat

Daddy's?

llbean: god, I am so sick of my last name! Everyone I meet just always has these preconceptions of who I’m supposed to be because of the stupid Luthor

lildanvers: you can have mine

thebestlane: …

winnsdom: …

gaydanvers: …

jolsen:u can have mine also

llbean:can i kill you also? :)

maggic: really guys you’re all gonna type that

maggic: …

maggic: actually there’s no sarcastic comment in my brain

maggic: no classic maggie sawyer advice to offer for this sitch

maggic: not even sure what this is

llbean: if that was ur way of proposing I’m just gonna say yes

gaydanvers: KARA DANVERS ARE U HIGH

lildanvers: the only high I am is high up in the sky

lildanvers: I know what I’m typing

jolsen: lol I can seee it now

thebestlane: “LOWLY REPORTER PROPOSES TO CEO OF L-CORP WITH SIMPLE TEXT”

jolsen: babe why’d you have to steal my headline

thebestlane: first of all no we broke up months ago cuz I realized I wa gAY so don’t call me babe

thebestlane: SECOND OF ALL, we were all thinking that same thing

jolsen: the wounds are still fresh

thebestlane: don’t care

maggic: ANYWAYS

maggic: congrats on possible engagement

maggic: don’t even know.

winnsdom: who else is confused

gaydanvers: LITERALLY EVERYONE WINNSLOW

gaydanvers: THEYVE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE FOUR DAYS

llbean: we’re just kidding oml

llbean: we set that up just wanted to see how you’d all react

gaydanvers: and you had to put us through that!?

gaydanvers: we all thought you were having a midlife crisis!!!!!

lildanvers: well I guess I’d be having a pretty good midlife crisis then

lildanvers: don’t worry I’ll marry her soon

llbean: lol first I’m hearing of this

llbean: WHIPPED

lildanvers: shut up babe I don’t love you anymore

maggic: lol you already told her you loved her

maggic: u got it bad

maggic: still don’t you think it’s a little early to be thinking about marriage

gaydanvers: babe I knew you were the one when I met you

gaydanvers: i trust Kara’s instincts

maggic: but how do we know she’s not gonna break our baby gay’s heart

lildanvers: she won’t

llbean: are you saying that because I’m a Luthor?

thebestlane: here we go again with the dramatic

maggic: let it go Lena I’m just messing with you

gaydanvers: well congrats on realizing your undying love for each other and finally not being fucking dipshits

lildanvers: LANGUAGE

llbean: honestly Kara I’ve heard you use worse in bed these last few days

lildanvers: WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP MY SECRETS

lildanvers: YOU REALLY ARE A LUTHOR

llbean: lol tryna act all innocent I know you tho

lildanvers: you wanna play this game?

lildanvers: lena has a daddy kink.

llbean: you are dead to me

maggic: oh do you now daddy

llbean: Kara we’re over

lildanvers: ha yeh okay

gaydanvers: maggie nO

maggic: sorry you know it just slips out Danvers

gaydanvers: i know but this is my kid sister and little Luthor we’re talking about

gaydanvers: only so much a girl can take in one day smh