Superfriends Group Chat

Mon el gay

lildanvers: honestly guys I just want to punt him into the fucking sun

thebestlane: still not getting the hint huh?

lildanvers: not At ALL

gaydanvers: legit watching him right now talking to Imra and Kara but they’re both on their phones not paying attention

lildanvers: well yeh that’s cuz he’s being a jackass

maggic: why what’s he saying

lildanvers: idk me and imra tuned him out awhile ago

lildanvers: we’ve just been texting each other

lildanvers: I got tea but it’s better when she explains it

llbean: then add her to the gc babe

llbean: she’s just as dramatic as me

lildanvers has added saturnup

winnsdom: lol clever

winnsdom: turn up

saturnup: so Kara has informed me that you want me to tell you all “the tea”

saturnup: very weird earth phrase but I know what you mean now

jolsen: lol who cares spill

saturnup: as you all know Kara has no interest in mon el and is currently with Lena

saturnup: so mon el realizes this and decides to come running back to me

saturnup: even now he keeps saying “Kara look at my wife isn’t she beautiful” “you’re missing out on all this”

saturnup: like being a straight up pig right in front of us

saturnup: doesn’t even know we’re disgusted

thebestlane: go on

saturnup: anyways

saturnup: I’m leaving him for Psi

maggic: PLOT FUCKING TWIST

gaydanvers: DAMN U GOT MY FULL SUPPORT

llbean: TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM ABSOLUTE GARBAGE TO HIGH QUALITY SHIT

lildanvers: basically me and imra just text about our hate for this man now and the fact that he made us realize how gay we were and what we ever saw in him

saturnup: fun times