lildanvers has added kittyg
lildanvers has added doublen
lildanvers has added psichic
lildanvers: welcome vasquez and Cat and nia and psi
samariass: why did u only capitalize cat’s name
lildanvers: because she’s Cat Grant
kittyg: thank you Kara
vdaddy: you hurt me little lesbian
psichic: well i couldnt care less about this group chat
saturnup: baby we talked about this
psichic: sorry
psichic: what i meant to say
psichic: was that im SUPER excited to be here
lildanvers: i dont like ur pun
psichic: and i dont like u
psichic: yet here i am
lildanvers: imra i hope you know im only doing this for u
saturnup: she’s just a little tired is all
saturnup: she’s not usually like this
psichic: babe im always like this
winnsdom: yknow i wish i wasn’t the only guy in the groupchat
brainalicious: winn
winnsdom: hey you’re never here!
winnsdom: speaking of… why have you appeared now?
brainalicious: i saw that nia was added and wished to welcome her
brainalicious: welcome nia
doublen: you know there were other people added in the groupchat as well
gaydanvers: brainy do you just ignore the talks i give you
brainalicious: no director danvers i do not
brainalicious: i do however store said talks mentally in little boxes and push them down
brainalicious: like lena taught me
gaydanvers: luthor
llbean: oh hi alex funny seeing you here
gaydanvers: 1) stop giving brainy advice that counteracts my advice and 2) please dont shove anything else into the little boxes in your brain
gaydanvers: i care too much about your mental health
llbean: wow i didnt know you did
llbean: you usually say pretty threatening things to me
gaydanvers: thats cuz you didnt pull your head out of your ass for a few years! I nearly came down to l corp a few times to blast you with my stun gun
llbean: i could show my security guards that text and you wouldn’t even be allowed in this building again
gaydanvers: well i dont ever want to go to l corp anymore bc i know you and kara have sex in your office like once a day
lildanvers: once a day? that’s a made up statistic
gaydanvers: do not tell me the real number
lildanvers: its more like once every hour
gaydanvers: does anyone ever listen to me?
maggic: i do babe
gaydanvers: suck up
maggic: ass
gaydanvers: im just kidding i love you mags
maggic: too late
gaydanvers: let me come make it up to you
maggic: fifteen minutes
maggic: if you’re not at the precinct by then
maggic: you get nothing for the night
gaydanvers: shit
gaydanvers: kara make sure nothing goes wrong at the DEO
lildanvers: im not there
lildanvers: leave brainy in charge
gaydanvers: …
gaydanvers: Winn
winnsdom: go enjoy your sex director
gaydanvers: thanks winng man lmao
winnsdom: sigh
brainlacious: i thought i was in charge
daddyv: as if
daddyv: that was only karas lame suggestion
daddyv: winn and i have got it covered
winnsdom: you’re literally just staring at pictures of motorcycles on ur computer
daddyv: ive got to look forward to riding something in my future winn
samariass: dont act like such a bottom vasquez
samariass: we know youd be the one getting the riding
daddyv: are you offering?
samariass: please you coudln’t get me to bottom if you tried
daddyv: kara could get you to bottom
samariass: she could get anyone to bottom
llbean: …
llbean: even tho i hate you talking about my kryptonian like this
llbean: youre absolutely right
kittyg: i would most certainly not bottom for kara
lildanvers: hey remember when we had that foursome cat…
kittyg: kiera
thebestlane: haha shes gonna kill u kara
lildanvers: you most certainly were not on top then
lildanvers: and if lucy and lena hadn’t been there
lildanvers: you wouldn’t have topped either
llbean: tell her babe
thebestlane: at least i bottom for u kitty
thebestlane: isnt that enough
kittyg: no i want kara to say she would bottom for me
lildanvers: not. gonna. happen.
llbean: kara would u bottom for meee for the rest of our sex life if I asked you to
lildanvers: absolutely
lildanvers: no question
thebestlane: cat’s mad now
lildanvers: not my problem
thebestlane: now im getting punished bc of you guys
lildanvers: ooh kinky
samariass: kara i dont understand how half the time you are like a child and the other half youre a force to be reckoned with
lildanvers: i live a double life
lildanvers: sometimes its hard to know who i am
lildanvers: im always Lena’s though
llbean: i love you babe
lildanvers: i love you more
psichic: disgusting
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