Superfriends Group Chat

Little sore

gaydanvers: and that’s the tea

maggic: damn sis that was scalding

samariass: too hot for my tastes

thebestlane: just how I like it

winnsdom: astounding

brainalicious: what tea is it that you’re all drinking?

brainalicious: i would like to try one of earth’s finest beverages

samariass: is he stupid or something

gaydanvers: cut him a break he’s new to earth phrases

gaydanvers: the tea Brainy is that after Kara arriving at Lena’s apartment to pick Lena up for their date

gaydanvers: Lena must’ve been too turned on at the idea of Kara in a suit that she abandoned their date altogether

gaydanvers: proceeded to do the do

gaydanvers: if you catch my drift

gaydanvers: and missed their reservations

gaydanvers: because I got a call from the restaurant from where I made the reservation for them

gaydanvers: saying that they didn’t show up

gaydanvers: so im assuming that’s what went down

maggic: we’ll wait and see

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gaydanvers: Kara

gaydanvers: Lena

gaydanvers: spill it

lildanvers: we aren’t together yet

llbean: we’re still friends

gaydanvers: sounds suspicious since you don’t even know what I’m accusing you two of

maggic: agreed

thebestlane: we all know what you two did

winnsdom: but you think we don’t know

jolsen: which only makes it funnier

lildanvers: okay fine we did have sex on our first date and yes there were no red sun lamps to dull my powers and therefore I broke the headboard and snapped a piece of it off which landed on Lena and that is the real reason she broke her arm

llbean: yeh cuz you all know I’m very careful when I’m in the lab so fake when they say I broke my arm doing an experiment

gaydanvers: KARA DANVERS AND LENA LUTHOR SO HELP ME GOD

lildanvers: WHAT

llbean: YOU TOLD US TO SPILL SO WE DID

gaydanvers: WE WERE ALL JOKING

maggic: WE WANTED TO SEE IF U WOULD TELL US ANYTHING BAD EVEN THO WE DIDNT KNOW THE REAL REASON YOU BROUGHT LENA TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM

gaydanvers: at least it was for a sex injury and not because they bailed out on their feelings again

thebestlane: lol it’s funny cuz they came clean as soon as we even suggested something was up

winnsdom: anything else you guys wanna sPilL

jolsen: was not expecting that shocking revelation

jolsen: damn need me a freak like that in bed

thebestlane: id break ur arm without the bed :)

maggic:Oof

jolsen: damn luce still hating on ya boy

thebestlane: ya aint my boy no more needy dumbass get over it

jolsen: smh I still miss u tho

maggic: lol James stfu she don’t care why u in this gc if u only here to bother ur ex about their relationship status and for a show

lildanvers: lol true

llbean: agreeed

thebestlane: what they said

jolsen: damn all the hate I’ll just stay for the show then

maggic: guess we’ll let you since it’s your only source of entertainment apparently

maggic: maybe you oughta just get with our Winnie boy

maggic: you call yourselves straights but I see the signs

winnsdom: drop it maggie

jolsen: yeh save for another day

gaydanvers: we’ll reevaluate this later