Kids Who Need T h e r a p y
Friday
1:00pmIphone13: Willow how it lookin
Essay: Willow are they friendly?
Bloom: WILLOW R THEY A DICK?!
Stealth 100: I think Willows dead
Iphone13: DON'T SAY TGAR
Mother: Willow I will come over to ur dorm if u don't answer us in the next 30 minutes
Thing1: u don't have a key to her dorm
Essay: I do
Iphone13: me to
1:27pm
Pot girl: im alive Augustus
Iphone13: THEN Y THE FUCK DIDN'T U RESPOND?!!?
Essay: U GAVE US A HEART ATTACK
Mother: do we need to beat up anyone?
Thing1: who we killing
Pot girl: no one don't worry
Stealth 100: u scared us
Mother: what r they like
Iphone13: have they tried to hurt u?
Essay: have they said anything homophobic?
Pot girl: no and no
Mother: excuse me answer my question
Pot girl: she's funny, bubbly and childish she even said that she goes to my dads cafe every morning and made no comment about my dads
Essay: thank god, I had my pan ready
Iphone13: I was ready to drop kick a bitch
Thing1: I had a location where we could burry the body
Pot girl: i- where
Thing2: mom and dads yard
Essay: I second
Bloom: I third
Iphone13: I fourth
Pot girl: ok well ur not killing her
Pot girl: she's nice and said shell teach me how to play the drums
Bloom: I wanna see said drummer
Mother: ^
Essay: ^
Iphone13: ^
Thing1: ^
Thing2: ^
Stealth 100: ^
Pot girl: fine once sec
Iphone13: PARTNER IN CRIME HOE?!!??!
Bloom: GUITAR GIRL?
Iphone13: 0-0
Bloom: 0👄0
Pot girl: oh u 2 already meet her
Iphone13: NO SHIT
Essay: ok but she's hot
IPhone13: shut up lesbian be gay somewhere else
Essay: Homophobic
Stealth 100: well she looks friendly
Mother: says those wounds
Bloom: she actually seemed friendly at the shop
Iphone13: and when I bumped into her
Pot girl: she is! The only bad thing that I've found out about her is that she's a plant murderer
Thing2: ok but like don't u have a lot of plants in ur room?
Stealth 100: does she do it on purpose?
Pot girl: no she doesn't she just doesn't know how to take care of them
Thing1: honestly same
Mother: and that's y she's not allowed near my plants
Stealth 100: well anyways Willow u should add her to the chat she is ur roommate after all it might come in handy to us and u
Bloom: and that's y u skipped 2 grades
Iphone13: YEAH add her I need a partner in crime >:)
Essay: I'll probably be a lesbian if u add her so
Thing1: YEs add cutie
Mother: excuse me?
Thing1: love ya babe 030
Mother: ur lucky I love u too
Thing1: ://3
Pot girl: I'm adding her
*Pot girl added Luz Clawthrone in Kids Who Need T h e r a p y*
Thing2: holy shit I love ur last name
Luz Clawthrone: aw thanks stranger
Pot girl: Luz these are my friends, friends this is Luz
Thing1: ello there I'm Emira
Thing2: Edirc
Luz Clawthrone: guessing y'all are twins
Essay: oh god she can sense y'all dumbassery through the phone
Luz Clawthrone: I wish, their names and usernames are a dead giveaway
Luz Clawthrone: I have a twin so I should know
Thing2: AN OTHER SET!
Thing1: oh we're gonna cause so much chaos
Essay: plz God no
Luz Clawthrone: also guessing ur their sibling
Essay: ud be right I'm Amity
Luz Clawthrone: Nice to meet y'all
Bloom: I'm Skara
Iphone13: Boshca
Stealth 100: Augustus
Luz Clawthrone: can I call ya Gus?
Stealth 100: A NICKNAME?!
Luz Clawthrone: guessing that's a yes as well
Stealth 100: YES EVERYONE CALL ME GUS
Mother: Viney
Luz Clawthrone: feelin like u and Willow r the only two with a brain cell
Mother: basically yes
Pot girl: well that's everyone who's always on
Luz Clawthrone: alrighty hmm
*Luz Clawthrone changed their name to Luzifer*
Luzifer: better :3
Bloom: ok but y does it fit
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