First things first, the credit for this title goes to Aaron-Fraser Nash "Bev sings a song FT pennywise"
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The next day, Bev and I were sitting on the stairs of her house. We called the losers and told them about the situation. Then we heard the losers coming so we headed down.
"You made it, we... We need to show you something." said Bev
"What is it?" asked Ben
"More than we saw at the quarry?" asked Richie
"HA, HA." I sarcastically laughed.
"Shut up! Just shut up, Richie!" said Eddie
"My dad will kill me if he finds out I had boys in the apartment." said Bev
"Then we'll leave a lookout. Richie s-s-s-s-stay here." said Bill, going with the other losers
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What if her dad comes back?!" asked Richie
"Do what you always do! Start talking." said Stan
"It is a gift!" said Richie.
"I'll stay with him. So it doesn't look suspicious." I said, they nodded and went away. I went and took a seat on the stairs, Richie sitting next to me.
"So, sweet cheeks, what have you been up to?" asked Richie, smiling adorably.
"Trying to figure out if I like someone. Which I think I do." I said
"Oh, yeah? Who?"
"Someone."
"Are they cute?"
"Duhh."
"Do they like you back?"
"Probably not. It's a stupid 2nd grade crush anyway."
"Ah, well, if they don't like you back, they're an idiot." said Richie, throwing his arm around me. Did this bitch just call himself an idiot?
"Thanks, Rich." I said, then looked at him. He had pretty eyes, and super cute freckles. Like how many are there...1..2.....22....33... omg so many.
I then realized that we were closer than before. Did Richie start to lean in? Did I lean in without knowing?
Our noses were just about touching now, and our lips were sorta about to meet when....
"EWWW Y/n WATCH OUT HE MIGHT HAVE AN STD!" screamed Eddie
"I don't have an STD!" screamed Richie
"Grossssss! Come on, guys. Let's go." said Eddie, as we grabbed our bikes and biked to somewhere Ben wanted to show us.
"No, I love being your personal doorman, really. Could you idiots have taken any longer?" asked Richie
"Alright, shut up Richie." said Eddie
"Yeah, shut up, Richie." said Stan
"Oh, alright, trash the trash mouth, I get it. Hey, I wasn't the one scrubbing the bathroom door when and imagining that her sink went all Eddie's mom's vagina on halloween." said Richie, yes we told him what happened.
"She didn't imagine it. I s-s-s-s-s-saw something too." said Bill
"You saw blood too?" asked Stan
"Not blood. I saw G-G-G-G-G-G-Georgie. It seemed so real. I mean, it seemed like him, but there was this..." said Bill
"The clown. Yeah, I saw him too." said Eddie
"Birthday party clowns, or the creepy street clowns?" I asked
"Creepy s-s-s-s-s-s-s-street ones." said Bill
"Wait... can only virgins see this stuff? Is that why Y/n and I aren't seeing this shit?" asked Richie, then we looked another way.
"Oh, shit, that's Belch Huggins's car. We should go." I said
"Yeah." said Richie
"Wait isn't that the homeschooled kid's bike?" asked Bill
"Mike Hanlon? Yeah." I said
"We have to help him!" said Bev
"We should?" asked Richie
"Yeah!" I said, and we went to go help Mike.
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Mike was on the floor, they were trying to make him eat some meat on the floor. Henry was about to hit him with a rock, when Bev threw a rock at him.
"Nice throw." said Stan, and Bev thanked him.
"You losers are trying too hard," said Henry, as Mike got away from them, "They'll do you. You just gotta ask nicely. Like I did."
"Pfft, we fucked you? With a small dick like that? Keep dreaming Henry." I said, then Ben screamed and threw a rock at them.
"What the fuck?"
"ROCK WARRRR!" screamed Richie, getting hit by a rock afterwards. And we threw rocks at each other.
At the end, they were on the floor, groaning in pain.
"GO BLOW YOUR DAD, YOU MULLET WEARING ASSHOLE!" said Richie, and we showed middle fingers at Henry.
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"Thanks, guys. But you shouldn't have done that, he'll be after you too, now." said Mike
"Oh? Bowers? He's always after us. And apparently he's obsessed with me." I said
"Yeah, I mean, who wouldn't be? You're hot as fuck." said Richie, throwing an arm around me
"Haha, thanks, dude." I said
"I guess that's one thing we all have in common, that Bowers is after us." said Bill
"Yeah, homeschool. Welcome to the Losers' Club" said Richie
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I'll Be Your Loser (Richie X Eddie X Reader)
HorrorY/n has always been the popular girl. The most popular of them all. When people go missing, her curiosity takes over, she just has to do something! What happens when she meets the losers club? Will she fall for someone she never thought she would? ...
